to have just seen a willy on TV?

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Housesitting. Flicking through the billions on channels, with nothing to watch (except Friends) & I've just seen a willy!
It was just dangling there, on a naked bloke, all shaved & pink & floppy. WTF? What on earth TV show is this?
I read about Love Island / CBB / reality whatnot in magazines / online & I know shagging happens on telly now.
No TV in our house, haven't watched it in years... Well, I'm shocked. Am I out of touch? Back to my lovely radio tomorrow!

I suppose if you're scraping the bottom of the barrel on a programme like this, then, as a presenter, you probably run out of things to say.

Seriously another one I saw turned down a Thor lookalike because she didn't like his voice. Another turned down a bloke cos she preferred uncut as opposed to circumcised. It is LCD TV, no doubt about it, (like blind date/no lighty no likey / manohman etc) but it is interesting to me how people do go for different things and how important faces actually are (I do feel quite sorry for the one who gets the chop when faces are revealed). Some of them also do surprise: one very bulky body builder bloke came across as very vulnerable/insecure when looking at him, you might have thought the opposite.
The presenter does a decent job. Can't imagine a bloke pulling it off, pardon the pun, without seeming seedier. Alan Carr/Graham Norton maybe. But that's the great thing about having a remote control. Noone is forcing you to watch, are they?!