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to have just seen a willy on TV?

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JuicyCake · 05/09/2017 23:46

Housesitting. Flicking through the billions on channels, with nothing to watch (except Friends) & I've just seen a willy!
It was just dangling there, on a naked bloke, all shaved & pink & floppy. WTF? What on earth TV show is this?
I read about Love Island / CBB / reality whatnot in magazines / online & I know shagging happens on telly now.
No TV in our house, haven't watched it in years... Well, I'm shocked. Am I out of touch? Back to my lovely radio tomorrow!

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Shadow666 · 06/09/2017 00:30

I've seen on the Discovery Channel that one about the naked people in the jungle. It's very weird and hard to take people seriously with their pixelated bits hanging out

I wonder when there will be a naked cooking show? Grin

SnipSnipMrBurgess · 06/09/2017 00:31

Spent the whole night flicking...

Arf Grin

SilverdaleGlen · 06/09/2017 00:32

WTF is naked attraction? Am I missing something oddly fascinating or totally disturbing?

AnneGrommit · 06/09/2017 00:33

People have to choose a date from a selection of three naked people.

That's it. That's the entire programme.

anotherniceday · 06/09/2017 00:34

Silver, it's basically naked Blind Date meets meat market.

AnneGrommit · 06/09/2017 00:34

Or is it five?

yorkshireyummymummy · 06/09/2017 00:37

I was just about to go downstairs and make a cup of tea. I'm going to go and sky+ this show now as I want to know what it's all about! Sounds a combination of bloody awful/eye covering/ verry funny in a giggly smutty way. Can't comment u less I have seen it really can I ladies! Obviously I will only be watching it as research!! Hahaha.

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JuicyCake · 06/09/2017 00:38

Snip! Ha ha... We call the remote a Flicker here! Must remember not to say that out loud...

Remember Eurotrash? They never actually showed anything "naughty". Not in the 90s anyway...

I think Kardashians have changed everything!

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quercuscircus · 06/09/2017 00:38

This was literally me a short while ago (I cant sleep so got up to watch TV) except that my view was (close up) view of the bottom half of 5 or so v skinny young women - all completely shaved and exposed. It was very disturbing as they only just looked old enough to be having sex never mind, being naked on TV. The shaving was just, just so NAKED and they looked so young :( horrid.

I was Shock Shock Shock and want to wash my eyes. I couldn;t find the remote quick enough.

This turned out to be Naked Attraction - the first view the man gets of these girls is their naked bottom half. WTAF?!

I can appreciate that getting used to other people's naked bodies can be good for confidecne, but this just seems wrong in the way they deliver it :(

I am trying not to think about it!

CleopatraCatLover · 06/09/2017 00:39

From what I've seen, the women always pick the man with the biggest dick....

anotherniceday · 06/09/2017 00:46

The shaving was just, just so NAKED and they looked so young sad horrid.

That's what I find so disturbing, the thought that these young girls and boys (peoples sons and daughters) are being broadcasted into millions of homes, where hoards of grubby pervy men are no doubt delighted and can't believe their luck at what they're seeing.
Yuck it's seedy as helll.

Gingernaut · 06/09/2017 00:49

When I used to work nights, the TV would be flicked over after the last film and we'd be fascinated by Border Force.

The number of Asian people who must have thought they were going to starve was absolutely mad.

Suitcases of vacuum packed meat, noodles and the like all confiscated to be destroyed.

quercuscircus · 06/09/2017 01:00

Exactly anotherniceday because they were all so thin and young and shaved, it was a bit of a prepubscent vibe, Sad especially as you couldn't see them above the waist or their faces. How incredibly objectifying and depersonalising.

I can imagine the sorts that will get kicks out of this. I'm amazed it is allowed.

Shadow666 · 06/09/2017 01:02

They really aren't that young. The contestants are in their twenties and thirties.

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JuicyCake · 06/09/2017 01:08

More flicking... (Heh!)
Gogglebox. Watching people watching telly. Seen it all now...
Adult game shows. James Corden seems to be presenting all of them? They remind me of Saturday morning kids TV shows from the 80s / 90s. I now know why Ant & Dec are so popular. I assume that they front similar?
No wonder folk watch Netflix!

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JuicyCake · 06/09/2017 01:11

Tales Of The Unexpected. There's a blast from the past... Alsorts on these random channels!

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Agerbilatemycardigan · 06/09/2017 01:31

Aah, Naked Attraction, aka The Great British Wank off

paxillin · 06/09/2017 01:42

Just had a peek at Naked Attraction on 4OD. Watching the laundry makes better wankfodder.

Agerbilatemycardigan · 06/09/2017 01:50

I used to prefer watching Mr & Mrs with Derek Batey Grin

LindyHemming · 06/09/2017 06:20

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regisitme · 06/09/2017 06:46

I am Shock at this. I don't really watch TV but I'm fairly confident this hasn't reached Australian shores yet.

Re Border Patrol - it's no exaggeration, it's a really bad idea to mess with customs in Australia. That said, a sure fire way of getting fast tracked is to declare something innocent on your form. The people who manage the -huge- line will ask you if you have something to declare - if you say yes you'll be pulled out of the line and sent to the special section for people declaring goods. Show them your box of Tetleys and you'll be through in no time.

Don't accidentally leave a sandwich or muddy boots (or 15 vacuum packed smoked endangered species) in your bag though if you're going to put yourself up for a bag search though. You'll get a massive fine.

BoysofMelody · 06/09/2017 06:53

The Great British Wank off

Isn't that what happens in public schools? They all gather around a biscuit, furiously wanking and the last one to ejaculate onto the biscuit has to eat the biscuit?

I could see it working on TV, they could even have inter public schools matches -

' The draw for the quarter final of the Great British Wank Off hands the Eton Chicken Chokers a difficult away tie at Winchester Knuckle Glazers, with some experienced self abusers on the home team, Eton have to rank as underdogs. Tune in to BBC One at 8:30 to see if they can upset the odds.'

StevieNicksRhiannon · 06/09/2017 07:40

Sure it wasn't a medical programme, OP? Grin

I've personally never quite recovered from the shock of seeing Keith Chegwin hosting a Channel 5 game show in all his full frontal glory (bar a hat), and that was 17 years ago...
(poor chap: for his sake, I can only hope that the studio temperature having been especially cold that day was responsible. Ahem) Confused

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JuicyCake · 06/09/2017 09:19

Cheggers, naked? Vaguely remember that, as it was hugely (ha, was it?) Controversial at the time. Never saw it, thankfully...
Anything goes now, with Geordie Shore, scantily clad popstrels & those surgery gone wrong shows. It's the new normal.

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Patchouli666 · 06/09/2017 10:23

AnneGromit...furthest reaches of the box!

Chuckling lots!