To ask you your best corny joke for National Tell A Joke Day?

[SabineUndine]

Bring 'em on!

Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo. Sorry but I love it!

Why do Swedish warships have bar codes on the sides?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian!

What is brown and sticky?
A stick!

What's brown and sticky?
A stick

Knock knock!
Who's there?
I done up
I done up who?

what's brown and sticky?

a stick

Damn brownfoot you got there before me!!

barefoof

arse

what's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

your mum

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator. 😁

Lol Scottish girl
Obviously a great sense of humour you've got there

Why do ducks like going out in the rain?

Because they're quackers.

Did you hear the guy who invented autocorrect died?
I didn't even know he was I'll.

What did the jelly say to start the race?
Ready, set…

My 6 year old made up the 2nd one!

How does Jesus make his tea?

-Hebrews it

Which bees make milk?

Boobies

Why couldn't the owl get a girlfriend?
Because he didn't have the wit to woo

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field

I'm hopeless at jokes and this is a one liner rather than a joke but I thought this was really funny from Sarah Pascoe at the Edinburgh Fringe one year.

"You can't lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn't come back then what you have lost is a pigeon"

What do you call a one eyed dinosaur?

A Doyouthinkhesawus?

-Knock knock
*Who's there?
-Isabelle
*Isabelle who?
-Isabelle really necessary on a bicycle?

I see the stick joke has already made several appearance.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cat.
Interrupting ca-
Miaow!

And Jesus said, "Come forth and receive eternal life!"

But John came fifth and won a toaster oven.

What's a pirates favourite letter?

'R'?

'ARRRRR, it be the C'

I have a racing snail.
I removed his shell thinking it would make him go faster, but it's just made him more sluggish.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen.

Shakespeare walks into a pub....
Landlord says "get out you bard!"
works better phonetically