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To want to shoot my friend

298 replies

liverbird10 · 15/08/2017 12:46

...for naming his daughter Tinkerbell?

I know I am actually BU as it's none of my business etc. Also shooting people is generally not the way to approach such matters.

I feel so sorry for the poor kid. She's going to go through torture at school. Not to mention thee rest of her life. Imagine a high court judge called Tinkerbell.

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OP posts:
BlondeB83 · 15/08/2017 12:58

Truly shocking - poor kid!

Tiptoethr0ughthetulips · 15/08/2017 12:58

Shooting is too quick surely?

BlondeB83 · 15/08/2017 12:59

I would call her Belle or Bella in protest.

ineedwine99 · 15/08/2017 12:59
Shock Why why would he do that to the poor baby
YouTheCat · 15/08/2017 13:02

Start calling him 'Hook' or 'Smee'.

GabsAlot · 15/08/2017 13:03

tinky? lik stinky?

poor kid

pigsDOfly · 15/08/2017 13:03

Shooting might prove a bit noisy, brick might be better.

Anyone on here own pigs - for disposal - I understand they will eat anything, although, even they might turn their noses up at a complete knobhead.

SophoclesTheFox · 15/08/2017 13:04

That poor child. What happens if you clap your hands?!

KurriKurri · 15/08/2017 13:06

Stinky
Stinky Winky
Stinker- Smell

etc etc - the list of unpleasant nicknames is endless. She will change it when she is 18 and go NC with her parents.

SophoclesTheFox · 15/08/2017 13:07

Oh no, I've got that arse-backwards, haven't I? You clap your hands if you believe Grin It's if someone says "I don't believe in fairies" that the kid's in trouble.

Mummyoflittledragon · 15/08/2017 13:07

She can be besties with star cloud! Grin

user7841794168 · 15/08/2017 13:07

Tinkerbell!

Maybe there should be more than one person so nobody knows who fired the gun.

AlpacaPicnic · 15/08/2017 13:08

Wow!
She's going to be so popular when she gets to nursery!

And so embarrassed when she's 20...

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 15/08/2017 13:11

At least it will be harder to get fingerprints off a brick!

Pantryboy · 15/08/2017 13:14

Well Tink or Bell is ok really it could be a lot worse OP

SteppingOnToes · 15/08/2017 13:15

I'll help you dispose of the body I have pigs

dollydaydream114 · 15/08/2017 13:19

No jury would convict.

I hope Tinkerbell grows up into a tough-as-boot-leather woman with a shaved head who wears men's suits and runs her own alligator farm.

KurriKurri · 15/08/2017 13:19

Actually now I come to think of it, I was at school with a girl called Tink - but it was a nickname (her real name was something like Elizabeth - I can't actually remember because we always called her Tink)

IHeartDodo · 15/08/2017 13:20

it's a great name... for a budgie or hamster or other small silly thing!

Sparklingbrook · 15/08/2017 13:21

I think we had better not shoot him actually. She's going to need all the help she can get going through life with that name.

NellieBuff · 15/08/2017 13:21

I have some very slow acting untraceable substances that could be dangerous when ingested. I could arrange for an "accidental" delivery to your home address that would never be traced. Just let me know where and when.

user7841794168 · 15/08/2017 13:23

That's true @Sparklingbrook - could be that she'll need financial support as I can't imagine her doing a job where she is very highly paid.

Today the High Court Judge is Tinkerbell....ok then!

Maudlinmaud · 15/08/2017 13:27

Is he religious? Our local priest refused to baptise a baby with the name Angel.

shoeaddict83 · 15/08/2017 13:27

im happy to provide the getaway car Grin

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/08/2017 13:27

That was my first dog's name. Even then dad was "are you sure?"

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