Just realised people are at it in my garden WIBU to...

[AVY1]

... whisper out of the window, 'I can see you!' in the creepiest voice I can manage?

In serious, heard the side gate swing a couple of minutes ago so had a glance out of the window. Fairly certain it's the neighbour from a few doors down but it doesn't look like her husband.

DH (who isn't here) thinks I should ring the police non-emergency. I think it's harmless (unless it is an affair but I'm not 100% it is her - there's been an event on at the pub at the end of our road but she'd have had to walk past her house to get to mine) but I don't think they mean any harm to us.

What would you do?

How do people even get to the point that these things seem like a good idea?!

I know! Do they seriously think "oh I know, let's have a brazen and long shag in the neighbour's garden/loo? My husband will never find out as we've been so discreet"

Tell them to get the FUCK out now and that you have called the police.

I would just tell them I had photos and would share with her husband.

Yes, add that too!!

Hmm.

Oh Christ seriously this is terrible what if you were out in your garden with your children! You would not be impressed by their "flamboyance"(god just wait while I try to find the scissors symbol)..on another note and conversation.good night - if in doubt girls - call the police

How very odd.

Why when the neighbour said cheers to the wipes being thrown from the window didnt you ask what they are doing in YOUR garden?

What's going on! Seriously, I would be so upset by them "doing it" in my garden. 😡😤

Yes to printing out the thread and posting it to husband!

AVY1 I know what you mean! I really wish I'd went out and tapped on the window and let him see it was me, I'm pretty sure he'd have been worried I'd tell his mum

My goodness, your neighbour has no shame! Is she know for her 'extramarital activities'?

Either they are sober and literally don't care, or too drunk to notice where they r or what they r doing!! Either way - I would not want them i my garden :(

I would wait until she has gone out and then have a quiet word with her husband about how you know that they had been drinking but next time they want to have sex in a garden, can they please use their own.....

Many moons ago I stayed in a flat near the harbour in Aberdeen, a notorious area for prostitution. My flat mates woke me up one night to tell me there was a couple shagging against my car in our drive. So I grabbed a torch, opened the door, shone the torch on them and asked them wtf they were doing. The bloke told me to stop shining the torch on him cos if he was good looking he wouldn't have to pay for sex 😂😂

Are we seriously still talking about hedgehogs?

@OCDMummy123, no need to post such a prickly message you know.

user!

Im imagining the sound of a crinkly thud as a packet of wipes are thrown onto the patio floor!

Scream out of the window "Oh my god it's Margery from number 53 shagging in my garden! Hello Dennis! Oh! You aren't Dennis!"

THIS THIS THIS!!!!!

Suffolk you say?

Explains everything.

Dirty bastards.

Just a sec, Margery was shagging another bloke?

Many years ago when I lived in house where my front door and front room window went on to an alleyway which was used as a shortcut home for people after the pub.
After being woken by the merry crowd going home, I heard a muffled slurping, grunting going on underneath my bedroom window. Look out to see a couple getting it on on my doorstep.
I'm there dithering about what to do when I hear the romantic words that Shakespeare could of written himself...

"Ooh, I've shaved my minge an' everythin' for you love."

Do all the wacky threads originate from one really strange town?

I think we've established on other threads that they all come from Cheekyfuckerville.

CFN is correct here.

There is no way i would let this lie. If you do find the used condom post it through their door with a note saying 'i think you have forgotten something'

I'm amazed you didn't tell them to fuck off.