Just realised people are at it in my garden WIBU to...

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... whisper out of the window, 'I can see you!' in the creepiest voice I can manage?

In serious, heard the side gate swing a couple of minutes ago so had a glance out of the window. Fairly certain it's the neighbour from a few doors down but it doesn't look like her husband.

DH (who isn't here) thinks I should ring the police non-emergency. I think it's harmless (unless it is an affair but I'm not 100% it is her - there's been an event on at the pub at the end of our road but she'd have had to walk past her house to get to mine) but I don't think they mean any harm to us.

What would you do?

Creme

I need to know what happened! OP please tell us you did something hilarious!

We used to get this happening quite a lot and found hollering "Oi! Get out my bush!" was most effective and made us snigger childishly

But I've just seen your update and they are against your shed so that's no good :(

Come back, OP!

They're sitting at my patio table.

I'm going to chuck a packet of baby wipes out the bathroom window!

"Mind you don't get splinters in yer bum!!"

Are they still at it ?

Ewww just seen the update. Cheeky feckers

Wtf?! They shagged in your garden and now they're just casually sitting at your table?! Do they think they live there??

Shout out that they have been extremely popular on instagram live

What are they talking about?

@cremefresh no they're 'finished' but still there. I lobbed the wipes out and the CFN (it is her!) just called out 'cheers!'

Diagram? 😁

Eeeew. Bucket of hot soapy water over those tomorrow. Or now.

I would have got a torch and a video camera. See if that put them off.

Are you absolutely sure you're in the right house? My first thought would be that I'd inadvertently wandered into someone's house that looked a lot like mine. I may have issues...

Bet they're having a fag

I'm going to pressure wash them. I've just realised the sheds now got DDs toys in now too.

I went from mildly amused and 'oh well' to feeling like my garden has been tainted!

Pretend to be calling the police, walk out there with your mobile: 'Hello, yes, I need the police,there are some random era shagging in my garden....ooh, hello Mr and Mrs no 15. Ooh, you're not Mr 15!! Off you go, now!'

My misspent youth was misspent in a warm climate, lots of beaches & golf courses...plenty of places to park up if it was chilly...

...but in a neighbours garden & then post fuck to sit on their patio 😳😂

Have they no shame ? How old are they?

Go take them a cup of tea on a tray...apologise for not having any biscuits. ..then sit down and join in the conversation

Pressure wash rhe furniture that is. Not the neighbours.

I feel embroiled now I know it's her and not her DH. His cars outside their house!

I'd start pressure washing now. Before anything gets sticky

I can't believe they've not moved on even though they now know that I know they're there! I just want to go to sleep. I'm supposed to be running a 5k in the morning!