KYLE THE SAFE CRACKER FANS COME THIS WAY!

[2017SoFarSoGood]

Here you are. Phew.

Good work Kyle!

Where's his stethoscope? We don't want him breaking anything valuable inside!

Shameless lurking

How far away is the store? I'm starting to get sleepy.

I'm betting on a secret diary of a 12 yr old girl and 2 cents

I'm not rung funny but they don't look like the tools of a master safe cracker... a claw hammer, a rubber mallet and a manky bit of paper...

It's no exactly Hatton Garden heist is it??

Deary me...

I thought Kyle said it would take 15 minutes this time? 😣

being not rung. Stoopid phone

I must remember to be thankful for our public transport network here in London. That sounds like a horrible trek home! 🍷 for you 2017

Come on Kyle!!!

Evil thank you. Yes. It's why we are selling up here. My round trip commute is 3.6 hours on a normal day. It stinks. I'm so done with it.

He's back. Oh my.

If this safe has nothing but shite in it i will be most unimpressed kyle...

Is that blood on the handle of the hammer?!

Waiting with baited breath here

Well...what's happening now????

Pull your finger out, Kyle!

Actually, after that commute I'd be on the

Call me picky, but shouldn't we expect someone who does this for a job to have the necessary tools already? And I thought he was on about "borrowing one from a friend" rather than going to the store practically as soon as he got there?

Apologies for sounding a bit negative, but does Kyle actually know what's he's doing, or is he throwing more at it so as not to lose payment for the whole thing?

Kyle clearly is going at it Improbable style, I bet his next tool was a Mattock

We have agreed this ends today, so no third chance for Kyle. Poor hopeful guy. The weight of us all is upon his shoulders. Come on. You can do it!

I think this will end up being a total wind up...

Everything is crossed! 🤞

Good for you OP! No pressure there Kyle, is he not feeling a bit hot? Would it not aid his concentration a bit if he just popped a few clothes off to cool down? Give us something man!! I bet he's never disappointed a woman hundreds of women quite like this and several men to by the sounds of things