KYLE THE SAFE CRACKER FANS COME THIS WAY!

[2017SoFarSoGood]

Here you are. Phew.

Kyle arrived. Before me.

He is going to just use his ears and fingers for now. He says. Without a leer.

DH had done as I ordered on pain of death asked and instructed him not to look once it is open. He said it may just pop open. As scripted by me, DH warned him not to exclaim or show his facial expression. Until I arrive.

My heart is pounding. This train is so frickin slow. Two more stops then praying for a cab.

If only Kyle knew how many people were counting on him!

Pop the cab down as a moving expense @2017SoFarSoGood, it's only reasonable

Blatantly place marking

Ridiculously excited. About to pour a glass of red & gird my loins for the big reveal.

I'm tempted to give a Glasgow kiss also...

I am going to be gutted if there is anything less than diamonds and a map to a hidden stash of cash in this safe. Come on Kyle!

Oooh exciting

Argh I can't take the tension again. I got all excited last week for nothing. My battery is on 8% and I can't be arsed to find my charger. Hurry up Kyle.

Cider at the ready, lingering around waiting impatiently patiently

Come on Kyle

It better be opened today! Mumsnet can't cope with any more!

Kyle should fear for his safety if he doesn't bloody open it today!

That's half the bottle gone now c'mon Kyle!!!

Ooo my goddd I can't wait

On tenterhooks.....

Not even trying to conceal my place marking 🍸

Place marking...

Sounds like I've made it just in time. Am lying in bed vaping in eager anticipation.
Come on Kyle, you can do it.

Ugh! Shit public transportation!

Come on Kyle I have a GOT to watch!!

C'mon Mr. Kylie...

My nerves can't take much more of this... come ON Kyle!!!!!!

So thanks to feet, bus, train and uber I'm home. Kyle has gone to the store.for more tools. He does seem to have done some damage.