KYLE THE SAFE CRACKER FANS COME THIS WAY!

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Here you are. Phew.

Bookmarking!!

This safe shall be opened, never fear.

After much toil, the door will finally spring open. The Kyle/Ken creature shall be hit by sudden blinding light, and will stagger back. Leaving just enough room for me to edge my way in, shield my eyes with my fair-maiden hand, and gently reach out to the source of the rays. One flawless diamond. On a lovely little satin pillow. Saphire green (or ruby red) and heart-shaped. Alone, in that surprisingly dust free casket. Waiting to be freed. To be loved and admired. Once again.

A very aged girl can dream, right?

Omg shamelessly placemarking.
Kyle come back in our life!

❤️❤️

OMG ..a safe break!! When is it??

Do us all a favour and just tourch the house now. By the time it gets to the safe it might be hot enough to Melt it and end it.

Is this the last page? Anything exciting happen yet?

I reckon someone should start a sweepstake! That should keep us occupied until sodding Wednesday!

My bet is that the Philosophers Stone is in there, fiercely guarded by a now very angry hungry tiny Gringotts Goblin with a migraine from all the banging and drilling.

Have been following this thread for days and and am quite bereft at the Kyle The Uncracker anti climax. Have resorted to

Aha !! There's the fucker !!

Good luck!

Pigging hell, I need to know what's in that safe!!!!

Shamelessly placemarking so I can find my way back here!

Placemarking- we had a door in our old flat that had a glass box around it. You would have to break glass to use handle. This was in an very old Victorian/Edwardian terraced house. I assumed it went into the next door neighbours flag but what if it was a walk in wardrobe I never knew I had full of shoes!!!

Flat*

lovalookabout I would have had to break that glass by accident - full of shoes she says! Heaven in a Victorian

Skintasskint you did make me laugh. Thank you!

TiredyMctiredy that goblin scares me. Or the dolls of the damned previously predicted. I'd rather DH's predicted severed head to be honest

Is he coming back on Wednesday? Or did I miss something?

I thought he wasn't coming til next Weds? Or have I missed something?

I thought he was returning next Weds? Or has there been an update I missed?

Kyle called DH to ask if he can come "finish the job" Monday at noon. Said he's researched more and it should only take 15 minutes. Famous last words? We shall see. He only gets paid if it opens.

I cannot be here. DH will watch like a hawk from the Safe-Cracking-Viewing-Chair. I shall make him take pictures and not look until I get home from work. I shall not be able to resist sneaking out early.

Desperate to know what is in the safe!

Slightly confused by the realtor making 100k though. They make 5-8% normally so you are selling a 2mil dollar property?!?!? bet there are serious diamonds in thet safe!

This is super exciting!! I think you should pull a sickie on Monday....

What if DH runs off with all the treasure while you're at work 😲😲

I think you need to give DH your MN login and make him do the updates on Monday! How are we possibly meant to wait ?!

What do you mean you can't be there??!! Throw a sickie!

all this hard work is worth one sicky.