KYLE THE SAFE CRACKER FANS COME THIS WAY!

[2017SoFarSoGood]

Here you are. Phew.

do tell us your real estate story please

How can it be two in the morning?

Have to know what happens but must go to bed! Placemarking !

Why am I still checking this thread?

Me too Bath

After reading your description of him, he's giving me the fannygallops too!
don't tell DH

He gives me the fannygallops

OP, if this goes to a 3rd thread (and I think it will) there's the title right there!!

Apologies op I think I'm being thick then.....did you name change in the last thread? clearly I'm very new (and rubbish) at this . I have an embarrassing story way to too embarrassing to share ps what day is kyle coming next week or are you getting ken instead?

I now need to change my name or leave MN forever.

I misread that as are you getting Ken installed

Perhaps I am too invested in all of this.

Kaleidogyn you might be right. I think you posted on the wrong thread.

How have I only just found this thread? If the realtor is making 100k your house must be dead posh, I bet there's shit loads of diamonds and stuff in that safe!

kaleidogyn, how did that work out for him?

Has he made a mess of your safe now?

Yesterday, sitting on the sofa breastfeeding 4mo dd2. Well I had been feeding, she was just cuddling my boob and I was watching tv. Door knocked, so I jumped up to answer it before stupid dog woke her up.

It was the postie with a parcel (wall stickers for dd1's room)

You know where this is going ....... yep, I forgot to put my boob away.

Wait it gets worse.

My FiL is his boss 😱😱😱

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Lotsatuddles I'm guessing the postie will deliver your parcels more often!!

So... have you asked for Ken back? I assume you have not paid Kyle because he never opened it? When are any of them back? :D

lotsa

I am definitely at this stage of BF (3.5mo) .... one tit or another is out in some capacity, at virtually all times, it's only a matter of time before some unsuspecting person gets a full frontal!

and cuddling the boob is a v accurate way of putting it too

Next week? But I'm back at work next week!

Damn!!!! want to know what kalaidogyn put before deleting it in horror !!!!

Fannygallops, so, so using that phrase 😂😂😂😂

Ps if I miss this for a couple of days is the next thread being called fannygallops?....just so I don't go into something totally inappropriate and a lot less thrilling than the safe story.. can't believe you didn't get a key or the code when moving in! Although there would be no fun in that x
Remember years ago living in a grade two listed building (only rented) in a lovely historic part of town that had properties with entrances to the smugglers tunnels in them... fast forward a couple of years whwn I ripped up the old carpets for new ones and found a cellar entrance in the wooden floor (not a clue honestly) my sister and I were avid Enid Blyton readers and actually went and bought ginger beer and "rations" for our adventure plenty of candles and spent hours in this old untouched (by the looks of the old milk bottles we found at least the 1950s or 60s) cellar SEARCHING frantically for the hidden door or magic brick that would open said door and transport us to the old smugglers tunnels and caves. ...we were in our late 20s early 30s when this happened (late developers obviously ) and devastated and the nothingness that was there although the treasure if the milk bottles pleased me haha x

Wheely people are going to be really confused as to why you're calling me Bath! 😂