PaperDollCartoon yes, given DH's actions in this instance LTB has certainly crossed my mind. However, despite me thinking KyleTheLousySubstitute was quite cute, and not being able to prove it to you all, I do solemnly swear that DH is definitely (in the eyes of any fool) seriously cute, is a killer cook, does all the shopping, cooking, cleaning, is very smart (normally) AND is the best kisser ever - I can't possibly consider taking your kind advice. At the moment anyway.
In a wonderful MN thread last year, I learned the perfect description for how I feel about him (turn away if you are a tad prudish):
He gives me the fannygallops.

Perhaps you placemarkers can now join me and share an embarrassing story, just to hold your spot? Be my guest!