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KYLE THE SAFE CRACKER FANS COME THIS WAY!

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2017SoFarSoGood · 09/08/2017 22:02

Here you are. Phew.

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SnowiestMountain · 10/08/2017 07:28

OMG and I say it now for about the 5th time, IS THAT BLOODY THING STILL NOT OPEN?!?!?!

nc060 · 10/08/2017 07:35

I genuinely gutted!! First thing I did this morning was check this thread!!

GutterStar · 10/08/2017 07:38

Oh noooooooo!
I was all ready to anoint Sir Kyle of Cracker and now I find he is not the noble hero he purported to be and is in fact a fraud! A usurper to the title of Lord Cracker!

Funko · 10/08/2017 07:45

Kyle is nothing but the pubic hair adorning said crack Angry

sassyandalittlebadassy · 10/08/2017 07:46

Could we have some photos that show your not just leading everyone on - that could have been anyone's arse. This is getting a bit silly.

mumdebump · 10/08/2017 07:50

Nooooo! Finally gave up last night and went to bed. Woke up this morning and checked this first thing. So disappointed in Kyle. SadReally feel for you OP.
Funko too funny.

Skittlesss · 10/08/2017 07:55

Aaargh this damn safe will never be open!

VelvetThunder · 10/08/2017 07:59

What a huge disappointment Kyle turned out to be. I bet Ken would have been straight in there!

SparklyMagpie · 10/08/2017 08:03

Bloody Kyle

Walkthroughthefire · 10/08/2017 08:10

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Rosielily · 10/08/2017 08:16

I'm new to this thread.........what a cliff hanger!

QuizteamBleakley · 10/08/2017 08:19

Nooooo!!! I bought giant crumpets and naice breakfast tea so I could enjoy my FIRST child-free morning for SEVEN years, slowly scrolling through the blatant placemarks amusing commentary, leading to the big reveal. Nooooooo!

BuggerOffAndGoodDayToYou · 10/08/2017 08:28

I can't believe I got out of bed especially for that....... and now I have to wait until NEXT WEEK!

BuggerOffAndGoodDayToYou · 10/08/2017 08:30

I can't believe I got out of bed especially for that....... and now I have to wait until NEXT WEEK!

letsgetcake · 10/08/2017 08:31

Awwww man , Kyle! You had one job!

BBQsAreSooooOverrated · 10/08/2017 08:33

What, still no open safe. Tut tut, Kyle. We had faith in you!

winewolfhowls · 10/08/2017 08:33

Hey kyle, game over man!

diddl · 10/08/2017 08:35

Next week!!!!

Say it isn't so.

Is this going to go the way of the other safe thread?Sad

namechangedforthisreply · 10/08/2017 08:37

I feel like crying. I really believed in Kyle ☹️😪☹️😪☹️

fuckingbigbowloffucksoup · 10/08/2017 08:58

So am I right in thinking Kyle was just a locksmith totally out of his depth who thought he could open the safe and not a proper safe cracker

Could have done it myself in less than 5.5 hours by breaking up the concrete surrounding it and once removed cutting in from the back, trying to get in from the front is near impossible unless you are a pro and it sounds like after 5.5 hours of drilling and hammering this idiot has knackered it anyway

Kaleidogyn · 10/08/2017 09:04

This feels so wrong. I'm going on Kyle's blog to express my disappointment. Does Kyle even know we're all watching?

DakotaFanny · 10/08/2017 09:08

Gah!!!!

Kariana · 10/08/2017 09:15

Argh how frustrating!

Puzzledandpissedoff · 10/08/2017 09:21

So how exactly did you come across this Kyle? Was he in some way recommended by the proper guy (Ken?), or just some random key cutter who fancied his chances at looking like "the big guy who cracks safes"?

Either way, I really hope he doesn't expect to be paid for this ...

DontTouchTheMoustache · 10/08/2017 09:21

I could have opened the fucker by now. OP...if the safe was actually just empty and you are too scared to tell us I promise we won't be cross Grin