CFN thread #10 (grand)

[WhatIsThisWatt]

Thanks for title!

I'm trying to post this really quickly so that I can link on #9 so I'll be back soon.

Here you all are! I go out for the afternoon and....

Excellent outcome Wattyy really pleased for you.

I totally reckon all of @SchadenfreudePersonified 's Vlad and Vanka posts need a whole section of their own on the trello!

Oh and YY to Bill Nighy and I can't help but notice there appears to be a lot of topless trades men about. Not complaining, just observing.

Brilliant news Watty 🍾

Now you now you simply must keep these threads going until the building has been restored to it's former state??

whatisthiswatt im so glad that cfn's have got their just desserts. They deserve it after all they have done

Have been shamelessly watching
whatis you are my hero! I would have had several very long sobbing fits -all Day Everyday-
SchadenfreudePersonified bloody hell what talent!
Trello board is inspired.
But I am a SpanGran super fan! I had a somewhat Spanish grandmother and she would have totally been like abuela. Please tell me she is going to stay a loooong time!

Great news Wattyy!

But I'm not actually from the North so fear Vanka may have been intercepted by an intruder from this thread who read the earlier posts and knew he'd be landing here

Don't try that one on with me!

You're worried that you're identifiable now that you are slathered in beetroot juice and experiencing ecstasy beyond your wildest dreams in your tidy little back-to-back (not a euphemism) behind the abattoir, with the immaculately donkey-stone front step, the sparkling net curtains and what is possibly the biggest aspidistra in the world on your windowsill.

I can hear your whippet howling from here.

At least I assume it's your whippet . . . .

@SchadenfreudePersonified pure genius :)

I hope you're sharing the sangria with Ken and NNDNs - definitely party time

No10! 10,000 posts on the CFNs 😂
Hilarious

changebag I also live about 6 miles from Betty's. We could be close, or not

Bill Nighy and SpanGran

I know this is a bit random but I do like Rory McCann very much. Is there room for a Scottish giant in the casting anywhere? Perhaps he could do some of the high up manual jobs in the garden cos Aiden Poldark chappie is a bit of a short arse.

I suspect that SpanGran wouldn't approve of ready meals, but I have bought a Waitrose paella in her honour.

I've been looking forward to this all day, very grateful my husband has gone to collect take away so I've had time to catch up. Excellent result, hope you have a fab time with spangran getting sloshed on sangria celebrating you're victory Well done!

Totor I'm north of Manchester and travel to Ilkley to get my fix of fat rascals. Buy 6 at a time, cut them up and freeze. Stops me from eating them in a couple of days lol

*your

Schaden you are too funny. DD wondered what I'm laughing at and why I'm still arsing about on MN and not making dinner Although I only realised Vanka was a man on their US trip. I had thought it was Ivanka Trump's Russian equivalent for the first few dozen posts.

Placemarking but I have to say @EmmaJR1 that every time I see your name come up through these threads I have to remind myself that it's not me who posted (my maiden name was J-R so it has always caught my attention)

You're worried that you're identifiable now that you are slathered in beetroot juice and experiencing ecstasy beyond your wildest dreams in your tidy little back-to-back (not a euphemism) behind the abattoir, with the immaculately donkey-stone front step, the sparkling net curtains and what is possibly the biggest aspidistra in the world on your windowsill.

Hah! Now I know for definite that some other poster's stolen my identity. I haven't even got net curtains!

@SchadenfreudePersonified. I love love love Vkad and Vanka. Spent all afternoon putting episodes into one word document so I could read to DH. He's not that bothered even though I used my best Russian accent. I wish I knew someone in RL I could talk to about it. No one I know admits to being a mumsnetter, arrghh

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You say that you don't have net curtains...

Gorilla Tape Barbie is here! (My good friend for those that missed it )

Her and SpanGran getting along famously.

NNDN is thrilled, top planning bod apparently just hummed and hawed when he went round to his, took some notes and left.

Ken is living for the drama, he almost fell of his stool when I walked in earlier. I think it's been a quiet day 😂

Yes, the reason I went over to see Ken was for more wine