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CFN thread #10 (grand)

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WhatIsThisWatt · 04/08/2017 17:52

Thanks for title!

I'm trying to post this really quickly so that I can link on #9 so I'll be back soon. Grin

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Bunnyfuller · 04/08/2017 19:59

Also lurking - badly because been working selfish work block MN access too obvious sat on phone reading

Bunnyfuller · 04/08/2017 20:00

Am I right in thinking the CFN are Russian?

Veronicat · 04/08/2017 20:00

SchadenfreudePersonified

Is there going to be a new thread?

I don't want to lose touch with my extended MN family - especially as none of my real family will give me the steam off their piss tea.

Phew! I need the continuing adventures of Vlad in my life!

ThumbWitchesAbroad · 04/08/2017 20:01

OMG - I looked at the first thread and then lost it somehow without commenting - and look what I've missed!

Loving Schadenfreude's Vlad and Vanka episodes too.

Well done Watty - I love it when people get the right outcome from the planning people! Can't wait to see what happens when the owners of the flat actually turn up/ get the bill from the council for the reinstatement of the window. Grin

Jux · 04/08/2017 20:04

Hoorah! Got here!

ThumbWitchesAbroad · 04/08/2017 20:06

This may be the nearest to a "local" flag that I can manage, but I want to join in.

Also, butter, then raspberry jam, then clotted cream (or actually solid double cream here because clotted cream doesn't appear to exist in regional Australia) :(

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SabineUndine · 04/08/2017 20:07

If you said to the people who write soap operas, 'Put in a storyline about someone knocking a hole in a listed building. It'll be riveting. Honest. A winner,' they'd laugh in your face.

Yet, here we all are. Is it a week, now?

SteamTrainsRealAleandOpenFires · 04/08/2017 20:09

Sorry to put everyone on a downer....I just hope that the CFN outfit isn't a "Pheonix firm" & all the assets are owned by CFNs partner

TheDailyWail · 04/08/2017 20:11

I love the trello work! (Placemarking)

DontCallMeCharlotte · 04/08/2017 20:12

@SchadenfreudePersonified

We are not worthy.

UmbrellasKeepFallingOnMyHead · 04/08/2017 20:12

MarilynWhirlwindRocks

Bill Nighy. sighs in awe
I've just watched him in Pride. He's just fabulous.

WhatIsThisWatt · 04/08/2017 20:13

Sabine I know Shock when I posted the first thread I thought "I hope I get a couple of replies" then BANG 😂

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Glittertwins · 04/08/2017 20:16

You've done well to maintain your dignity!

mumdebump · 04/08/2017 20:20

Pah! @Madja Call tha'sen a Yorkshire lass? Best get t' Ilkley Betty's pronto. Grin

Tensecondrule · 04/08/2017 20:25

I'm afraid my iPad is being a bit of a twat so I'm unable to scroll through all the posts to update myself, it keeps freezing 🙄 I've gathered that planning have been and it is going to cost a fortune to put right, but have the CFNs been identified/seen at all?

VladandVankaFanClub · 04/08/2017 20:29

I have been watching from the first thread. I LOVE THESE THREADS! Please can they continue forever? Sorry Watt, its your real life going on here, but these threads have cheered me up from my issues too. Its such a lovely atmosphere!

I do hope you keep the thieving buggers off your land too, and get that window fixed again! Some people have no shame. At least you have Mr Nighy on your side. He'll sort them out.

Hola to SpanGran. Yo hablos Espanol (well only a tiny bit from Duolingo...). Yo bebe vino. I think...I better stop there.

FoxtrotSkarloey · 04/08/2017 20:29

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gingergenius · 04/08/2017 20:30

✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻 @WhatIsThisWatt

HELLLL YEAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Re-fucking-sult!!!!

Also, must say re:sangria recipe, I misread your first sentence and assumed SpanGran is of lightweight proportions!!!

Am attempting to create an illustrated comic book of Vlad and Vanka. Will post on thread 10!

In other news, my autocorrect now recognises the word SpanGran.

I luffs you all. Thankyou for all being so lovely and here's a gratuitous picture of my pooch, to join the gang, along with my town's coat of arms

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nocoolnamesleft · 04/08/2017 20:31

Washbaskets Like it. However, "angrier" would be a reasonably close rhyme to sangria...

SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/08/2017 20:33

I haven't even got net curtains!

Shameless trollop! Doing your carryings-on in full view of the coalman's horse - no wonder it shies when it gets to your front window!

They told me you were no better than you should be.

Will no-one think of the ferrets?!

WhatIsThisWatt · 04/08/2017 20:33

ginger haha thanks! It took me a sec to realise what you meant there Grin

Gorgeous pooch.

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madja · 04/08/2017 20:33

@Mumdebump BlushBlush
I really should, shouldn't I. I'm mortified, lol!

C8H10N4O2 · 04/08/2017 20:33

Exciting news @WhatIsThisWatt - hopefully the CFNs will bugger off once the work is repaired to cut their losses. Wondering how they go about finding replacements for original windows - architectural salvage or making something in keeping?

For some reason earlier my head was mapping the protaganists in this story to Archers characters (I blame @Vango for this).

  • chap from English Heritage is surely Jim Lloyd
  • SpanGran could be Aunty Satya Grin
  • Nice planning lady shocked at the desecration could be Kirsty
  • GTB could be Hayley.

Please tell me its not only me who gets these delusions thoughts

SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/08/2017 20:36

Is it a quiz, Sunday - a kingfisherAND a heron; a lighthouse, a cathedral AND a trawler; a sheep . . .

. . . Whitby?

no or there would be a Vampire and some scampi

C8H10N4O2 · 04/08/2017 20:39

@Jux not drowning under flags yet :) mainly because @Cedilla is looking after regional flags and crests for us.

I have found work annoyingly intrusive to this thread this week!

As ever if I've missed a song, new volunteer for OPPUV or anything else please prod us. @Faithinthesound has been both working and unwell but I'm sure will be back summarising soon.

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