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AIBU to ask if anyone on here is famous?

499 replies

LittleRedRidingHood99 · 01/08/2017 23:33

Done to death previously but always new members joining!

I am not famous, dont have any celebrity friends. It fascinated by what it must be like to be famous or have famous relatives or friends!

Anyone willing to spill any beans tonight to cheer me up!

OP posts:
Laiste · 02/08/2017 15:54

I've been asked out by Chris Evans. He said i was lovely and was quite insistent. It was shortly before he got with BP and i've always fondly imagined he went for her because we look alike GrinGrin

(sure this does not count)

Donttouchthethings · 02/08/2017 15:56

When I first read this I didn't think I knew any but actually, I've had quite a few brief brushes with various celebs, which I don't even think about. Friends of friends, distant family, clients etc. They're all just people who are skilled at what they do. (Not Kardashian types.)

Funnily enough, after I left uni, many moons ago, there was apparently a rumour that I was on TV - I think they said I was a hostess on a game show, or something like that. It was completely untrue.

LadyMonicaBaddingham · 02/08/2017 16:02

I'm Brian and so's my wife...

Tensecondrule · 02/08/2017 16:03

Would the notorious retired athlete be a fair haired cricketer that's always on the tv on a panel show....along with a couple of adverts?

newdaddie · 02/08/2017 16:04

@waitforitfdear I'm a dead ringer for Idris if you're passing by in a fast moving vehicle

Jux · 02/08/2017 16:11

I am a household name, and also titled. Do I win?

squoosh · 02/08/2017 16:13

Count Duckula?

morningconstitutional2017 · 02/08/2017 16:15

My mum once sat next to Ian McShane at Wimbledon once. He was very nice and asked her if she was enjoying the tennis.

woollyminded · 02/08/2017 16:16

I have been told that I look very like a French TV actress. I don't go to France much but when I do I get pointed at and talked about and I don't like it at all, it makes be feel uncomfortable and a bit vulnerable. I think being famous would be really difficult.

LaArdilla · 02/08/2017 16:18

I acted as a child and teen. Soaps, dramas etc. Lots of hospitals. UK TV is fond of hospital dramas. One medieval gown and wig. I liked the wig.

It makes you a lot of enemies, at least as a child. Even if you keep it as much of a secret as possible and never talk about it, which you swiftly learn to do, everyone who knows will loathe you for it. I hated school. Others had it worse. I knew a number of actors who quit school because every time they went back after a shoot the bullying was so bad, and for some, even the teachers got involved. "Drama queen" is not a particularly original insult.

Even relatives get in on the act. They assume you are mega-rich (nope. Some of my paychecks were double figures, some triple. I saved up for Uni and a holiday.) and left me quite stunned with some of their remarks. Hello, aunt and uncle I have never seen in all my 14 years of life. They would butter up my parents for all of five minutes, express regret they hadn't been in touch (for, like, 15 years) and then confess they were 'a bit short' and had 'heard about Little Darling's Recent Success!' and... yuck. It was cringeworthy. Makes you very mistrustful of people.

Er, then you have the dodgy years in late teens, where all your auditions are for late-night soft porn and all the scripts involve at least toplessness. You start walking out, saying 'no thanks' in your politest voice, but then your agent sits you down and says you've gotten a 'reputation' as 'difficult' and 'snobbish' because 'you think you're above these parts'.

My friends, back then, took those parts. For most they really were stepping stones to greater things - lengthier parts, dramas, bigger soap roles. They have the dresses and the extensions and those soap magazines following them round taking pictures, some are intrusive but many are the result of choosing when to tip off the press so they leave you alone at other times. Your fake tan disasters are tabloid fodder, your breakups public knowledge.

I quit. Lots of reasons. The topless requests. The realisation I had more of a face for radio.

I dunno, I don't think it seems all that glamorous. Every move over-analysed? And nowadays with the whole social media thing, even your private life, your home, your kids, that expectation you're public property and have to share everything.

Paperclipmover · 02/08/2017 16:22

My mum sat next to Philip Green at a wedding. He had just taken over British Home Stores and she had a chat with him about their boys school trousers being better than Marks'. He said "its BHS now". Mum said he seemed nice...

So that's a Venn diagram with a minor celeb in one circle and my mum and Phil Green in the other with me at the centre.

Celeb has returned...I'm sugar soaping, he's off to get emulsion.

Emmageddon · 02/08/2017 16:22

I am a household name, and also titled. Do I win?

And the next post:

Count Duckula?

Grin Grin Grin

waitforitfdear · 02/08/2017 16:27

now now NewDaddy don't spoil it. Grin

Rach was your dh a tad bolshy on radio 5 breakfast this week? If yes tell him off he was way too touchy! Wink

TheSpottedZebra · 02/08/2017 16:31

Arf at Count Duckula Grin

Iamfamous · 02/08/2017 16:33

There's a clue in my user name but I'm not telling you who I am

bexleyboop · 02/08/2017 16:34

FIL is famous in his field. I worked in an environment where I got to meet lots of musicians and actors - some were delightful, others made my life hell - sometimes the same people did both on different occasions. They're only human after all. I've been on local radio if that counts for anything...

Oh, and I met all of the original Horrible Histories actors. That was a wonderful day... wanders off into a daydream...

hollyisalovelyname · 02/08/2017 16:46

Percy
Is it Ferrero Rocher?

MarilynWhirlwindRocks · 02/08/2017 16:52

"We have a very famous person living in our village.

Does that count?"

Depends...is he called Daffyd?

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 02/08/2017 17:13

I know a famous comedian.
Does the fact that he knows who I am make me famous?
😉

strawberrisc · 02/08/2017 17:19

I once snogged someone from Grange Hill.

olebiscuitbarrel · 02/08/2017 17:19

Ha ha. No I am not Julia Carpet-Chewer or Melanie Philips. Yet. Grin

I once met the Mayoress of Chelmsford though.

Arealhumanbeing · 02/08/2017 17:26

@Jux

No. But are you Kirstie Allsopp?

HesMyLobster · 02/08/2017 17:35

*Percy
*
Is it Mars? (Definitely didn't just spend 20 mins on Google!)

yawning801 · 02/08/2017 17:37

My grandmother was the mayor of a town twice and she met Prince Charles and Princess Diana (not together)... does that count?

LilaBard · 02/08/2017 17:40

I have a very famous second (or maybe third?) cousin who I haven't met but have seen wedding photos they sent my nan in the post, and their mum is lovely