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Come all ye Safe Crackers - AIBU to move without opening it?

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2017SoFarSoGood · 01/08/2017 17:52

Fool that I am, I chose AIBU for my first post. Eek! Here goes.

15 years ago we moved into our beautiful home. In the downstairs room (family room I guess) there is a large walk-in closet. In the back of that closet, to the right, there is another smaller closet, without a door. The bottom 3 feet is raised, and carpeted, oddly. Hardwood floors everywhere but there. DH poked around, and lo and behold: the raised floor (I shall draw a diagram if I this thread gets any interest - I know it is a prerequisite in circumstances such as these) lifts up! It is a carpet covered fake floor covering A LOCKED SAFE. A rather large, locked safe. Locked tight. It is built into the cupboard.

So here's my AIBU. Is it unreasonable to spend $500 or so to have a locksmith come crack it? We are preparing to sell up, and could find lots of other things to do with that money. We could leave it for the new owners to open, but where is the fun in that? On the other hand, what if it has even one thing of wonder (or value) locked inside?

Would you crack it?

Wou ld you take bets on what lives inside?

OP posts:
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Wheelycote · 09/08/2017 19:47

Is it happening as we type!

DeadButDelicious · 09/08/2017 19:47

Shameless place marking.

Funko · 09/08/2017 19:48

Sniggers along with gutter

Snorts beer

Hey, ask Kyle if he's seen Antman and if that safe cracking technique would work! 😂

Wheelycote · 09/08/2017 19:48

I'm guessing the safe cracker is called Kyle.

How long has been at it😉

DontTouchTheMoustache · 09/08/2017 19:49

If there is treasure in there we may have to wait for OP to come round before we get an update...

TheresTheFlyingFuckIDontGive · 09/08/2017 19:50

Too bloody long!

2017SoFarSoGood · 09/08/2017 19:50

Besteverseesi'mcrushingDH set A chair out for me, so I could watch the show . He is 'fervently paper working'

I asked Mr. KC if he ever had clients sit and watch, or in fact film him at work. He almost cracked his head open Blush in response. Perhaps I'm unusual.

I think I got away with this. Don't tell!

Come all ye Safe Crackers  - AIBU to move without opening it?
OP posts:
Doublemint · 09/08/2017 19:51

What a time to start reading this thread- KYLE IS THERE NOW!

TinyPawz · 09/08/2017 19:52

Doesn't look very firm from that angle 🙊

2017SoFarSoGood · 09/08/2017 19:52

Bad picture. Could hardly ask him to clench.

OP posts:
MyLittlePickleBoo · 09/08/2017 19:53

Have you seen his big, hard drill yet, OP?
snigger
joins the ranks of the smutty!

Theyhaveallbeenused2 · 09/08/2017 19:53

So exciting! Imagine if all thread inside was a bit if paper with the code written on!!

Funko · 09/08/2017 19:54

I envisage op rubbing thighs ala 'Vic Reeves'

Ooh Kyle, what a massive tool you have there. Where are you going to put that.

Have you ever been watched and filmed?

Doublethesarcasm · 09/08/2017 19:55

Delurking for the excitement. I can't see the pic though :(

RTKangaMummy · 09/08/2017 19:56

Very exciting thanks for photo My DH thinks it is empty though I am still hoping aforementioned a gold bar

FuckyDuck · 09/08/2017 19:57

Shameless placemark

DontTouchTheMoustache · 09/08/2017 19:57

I can't see the photo either 😭

GutterStar · 09/08/2017 19:57

Where is photo of Kyle???

TinyPawz · 09/08/2017 19:58

He might oblige if he knew how famous he is

Funko · 09/08/2017 19:58

NOR ME! I feel cheated Shock

Bearwithverylittlebrain · 09/08/2017 19:59

Is it open yet? It seems I've been lurking for weeks.

CremeFresh · 09/08/2017 19:59

Can't see the photo !!

JeremyCorbynsBeard · 09/08/2017 19:59

On the edge of my seat ........

Rachie1986 · 09/08/2017 19:59

Has he got it cracked yet??

fuckingroundabout · 09/08/2017 20:00

if its got millions in are we all getting a slice?