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Come all ye Safe Crackers - AIBU to move without opening it?

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2017SoFarSoGood · 01/08/2017 17:52

Fool that I am, I chose AIBU for my first post. Eek! Here goes.

15 years ago we moved into our beautiful home. In the downstairs room (family room I guess) there is a large walk-in closet. In the back of that closet, to the right, there is another smaller closet, without a door. The bottom 3 feet is raised, and carpeted, oddly. Hardwood floors everywhere but there. DH poked around, and lo and behold: the raised floor (I shall draw a diagram if I this thread gets any interest - I know it is a prerequisite in circumstances such as these) lifts up! It is a carpet covered fake floor covering A LOCKED SAFE. A rather large, locked safe. Locked tight. It is built into the cupboard.

So here's my AIBU. Is it unreasonable to spend $500 or so to have a locksmith come crack it? We are preparing to sell up, and could find lots of other things to do with that money. We could leave it for the new owners to open, but where is the fun in that? On the other hand, what if it has even one thing of wonder (or value) locked inside?

Would you crack it?

Wou ld you take bets on what lives inside?

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Bearwithverylittlebrain · 09/08/2017 20:00

I've worn out the F5 Key

TakeMe2Insanity · 09/08/2017 20:00

And...

Bagely · 09/08/2017 20:00

I can't see the photo either. If we can't see the photo of Kyle, how will we see photos of the contents?!! Shock

GutterStar · 09/08/2017 20:01

I can't see the photo either. If we can't see the photo of Kyle, how will we see photos of the contents?!!

ShockShockShockShock

2017SoFarSoGood · 09/08/2017 20:01

Ooh Kyle. That's a big, loud drill. Shock

I feel like Mr Roper (the landlord guy in that old comedy who always leched)

I'm officially mortified. I blame you lot.

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RTKangaMummy · 09/08/2017 20:02

Does he know how famous he is with women (and men) all over the world waiting for him to perform??? GrinGrinGrin

DontTouchTheMoustache · 09/08/2017 20:02

I've just been on the app and you can see it in there but you do have to scroll through about ten thousand posts

UtterlyFcked · 09/08/2017 20:03

goes to install the app

CremeFresh · 09/08/2017 20:03

Meanwhile , in other news , I'm thinking of building an ark due to the rain. I wonder if Kyle would lend me his tools?

TinyPawz · 09/08/2017 20:03

Bookmark the most recent post then go onto app. Should be brought immediately to the correct place. Or use the little arrows at the top of the thread and turn the comments to most recent at the top and scroll back a little

Funko · 09/08/2017 20:04

Rigsby!?

Come all ye Safe Crackers  - AIBU to move without opening it?
HappyGoLuckyGirl · 09/08/2017 20:04

How is that bloody safe not open yet?!

I'm dying here Envy

Bobbiepin · 09/08/2017 20:06

Seriously?? Hurry up Kyle!

Bagely · 09/08/2017 20:07

Thank you for the photo advice. I have now downloaded the app.

fuckingroundabout · 09/08/2017 20:07

does kyle know how many people are waiting on him right now?

GutterStar · 09/08/2017 20:07

I have installed the app, purely for this thread.

Funko · 09/08/2017 20:08

I have also downloaded app. I have NEVER wanted it before.

readyforno2 · 09/08/2017 20:08

STILL not open?! Wtf..

2017SoFarSoGood · 09/08/2017 20:09

Yes Rigsby. That's the man.

Now he's banging things. Hard.

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AcrossthePond55 · 09/08/2017 20:09

Dammit! I have to go pick up DS2!

Tell Kyle to take an early lunch, I'll be back in 45 min. Grin

moanymandy · 09/08/2017 20:09

Maybe there really is a head in there! Shock

picklemepopcorn · 09/08/2017 20:10

I'm on a real live safe opening thread, live! Right now!

CremeFresh · 09/08/2017 20:11

Downloaded the app , can now see Kyle's arseGrinMust admit I don't like the app much.

UtterlyFcked · 09/08/2017 20:12

Oh god the app is weird!

TinyPawz · 09/08/2017 20:12

See! Op oversold and under-delivered the butt