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Come all ye Safe Crackers - AIBU to move without opening it?

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2017SoFarSoGood · 01/08/2017 17:52

Fool that I am, I chose AIBU for my first post. Eek! Here goes.

15 years ago we moved into our beautiful home. In the downstairs room (family room I guess) there is a large walk-in closet. In the back of that closet, to the right, there is another smaller closet, without a door. The bottom 3 feet is raised, and carpeted, oddly. Hardwood floors everywhere but there. DH poked around, and lo and behold: the raised floor (I shall draw a diagram if I this thread gets any interest - I know it is a prerequisite in circumstances such as these) lifts up! It is a carpet covered fake floor covering A LOCKED SAFE. A rather large, locked safe. Locked tight. It is built into the cupboard.

So here's my AIBU. Is it unreasonable to spend $500 or so to have a locksmith come crack it? We are preparing to sell up, and could find lots of other things to do with that money. We could leave it for the new owners to open, but where is the fun in that? On the other hand, what if it has even one thing of wonder (or value) locked inside?

Would you crack it?

Wou ld you take bets on what lives inside?

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CremeFresh · 09/08/2017 19:28

Anyone else imagining Kyle to look like this Grin

Come all ye Safe Crackers  - AIBU to move without opening it?
BrevilleTron · 09/08/2017 19:28

De lurking to say "Come on Kyle!!"

Hidingtonothing · 09/08/2017 19:28

Does that mean I've got time for a wee then OP? Plaiting my legs here Grin

Funko · 09/08/2017 19:29

Waaaaaait! I need to get a cigarette and a beer!

Ok. Done. Now go! Crack some safe!

NeverDarkedOn · 09/08/2017 19:29
Grin
PicardsCombOver · 09/08/2017 19:29

Creme yes lol although the man in your pic has Gastons' chin

CremeFresh · 09/08/2017 19:30

Chuck us a fag Funko , I've given up but can't cope with the suspense !!

headinthecloud · 09/08/2017 19:30

Hurry up Kyle! I'm on 5% battery and waited all day for this

PeppaPigTastesLikeBacon · 09/08/2017 19:30

I REALLY hope he can open it. OP, I feel like we need pictures of this and of the contents

CremeFresh · 09/08/2017 19:31

He has Picards !

Funko · 09/08/2017 19:31

Hands round fags and cans of Budweiser

MsHippo · 09/08/2017 19:32

The suspense is killing me!

2017SoFarSoGood · 09/08/2017 19:35

I'm afraid to post pictures given the daily limit. You lot would haunt me if I wasted them. So tempted though 😳

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CremeFresh · 09/08/2017 19:36

Is there a limit ? I didn't know that - how many can we post ?

laura1206 · 09/08/2017 19:39

Omg is this happening now? My DS won't go to sleep so this is my saviour

CremeFresh · 09/08/2017 19:39

What's Kyle doing now ? Has he got big muscles a stethoscope ?

2017SoFarSoGood · 09/08/2017 19:40

Not sure. Oh god. I need a smoke and haven't for two years. Jeezy peepers.

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Funko · 09/08/2017 19:40

Chainsmokes with impatience....

CremeFresh · 09/08/2017 19:41

Coughs and splutters due to first fag in ages !

2017SoFarSoGood · 09/08/2017 19:41

Funko I am using your first two letters right now. Come on.

oh. I may be cracking before the safe.

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AdoraBell · 09/08/2017 19:42

come on Kyle ffs.

Funko · 09/08/2017 19:42

What is DH doing ATM? Is he hovering around Kyle with a power tool in a bid to put manly him?

Engaging in conversation about his favourite type of safe?

GutterStar · 09/08/2017 19:46

Has Kyle got a big tool.
~sniggers and lowers the tone a bit~

CremeFresh · 09/08/2017 19:46

Lets hope Kyle's tool is up to the job

UtterlyFcked · 09/08/2017 19:47

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