I thought I might be time for Julie's Ballard in the musical so picture the scene Julie (who in my head looks a lot like cruella de'bills) stumbles round the deserted flat with a glass of 🍷🍷 generally being a drunk mess singing this
To the tune of part of your world from the little mermaid (it may loose it slightly in places but that's all part of her being a drunk mess you see not the fact I'm not as good as the rest of you at this).
Look at that grass,
Isn't it neat,
Surely no one could mind if I just took a seat,
Don't you know who I am,
I deserve everything!!!
I brought a flat,
It was really old,
The garden outside was a site to behold,
But looking around her I though
Hey where's the door??
I called builders and workmen a plenty,
But they all said no way sir not me,
They wanted planning permission
I have none
But who cares
no big deal
I want more,
I want to play in watttyys garden
I want to sit and enjoy her flowers
Why should I be stopped by what's the word...
Permission
Playing by the rules doesn't get you far
Cowboys are required for breaking windows.
Replacing features with what's that word again
PVC
Out where she sits out where she plays
Out where she frolics in the sun all day
Bbqing free -wish I could be
Part of that garden.
Then along came my neighbour with a cease and desist order
She scared of my cowboys now I'm in deep water
I thought she would understand
Not reprimand this cheeky fucker
Now the worlds knows, they all hate be
Can no one understand
I want to be out in the sun
Hosting party's in her garden
What's wrong with and whys it what's the world
Wrong
I'll carry on
Because I would love love to explore outside my window
They can't stop me
Soon I will be
Part of that garden
No they can't stop me
Soon I will be
Part of that garden