To ask you for your list of words that you hate?

[MrsOverTheRoad]

I know it's been done to death but I need to get this out

Scrumptious.

Fuck that word. Just fuck it.

It's a stupid, self indulgent sort of word.

"Oh isn't he SCRUMPTIOUS!"

It's such a childish word somehow. So Mary Poppins.

Also

Meal

Bickies
Chippies

I don't know why they annoy me so much but I have a physical, cringe reaction when I hear them. Especially 'chippies' - it just sounds so... something. Makes my stomach churn.

Poorly
Horrid
C*nt

Piss

As in boils my piss

It's like nails screeching down a blackboard.
It's quite unusual as I'm a very sweary person.

However for some very strange reason, known only to my brain which doesn't appear to be connected to my mouth

I say Piss off quite a lot!

( I haven't quite plumbed the depths of Kim woodburn yet, heaven forbid!)

'Poorly'.

Makes me think of a grey-skinned shuffling person out of Eastenders with a fag hanging out the corner of their droopy mouth. Ugh.

I hate pickle too - no they are not. They are being naughty! pickle is for cheese.
snot.
agree about 'packed meal' - packed lunch is also terrible as i used to detest having to make them for school lunches.
Thinking outside the box, such a stupid expression
Blue sky thinking is another one.
i know these are more than one word.

Slacks
Light lunch - so irritating for an unfathomable reason.
Plate up - just say serve!
Slap up meal - really dislike that

I seem to have a lot of food related ones!

Slacks is awful. my dad calls his trousers slacks!
the more you say it , the worse it becomes

Deplaning

Normally only heard in America
Gives me the rage.

When you say to someone ' you okay?' and they go ' yeah, you?'
i hate this so much. Iwant to hear how they are, i know i;m okay!

' can i get' instead of 'may I have?'
just sounds rude to me.

Uterus
I'm with you on 'meal' too - shudder

Simples

Just fuck off

Obligated. Not a word.

Breezy, in its non-meteorological sense. It comes across as if they're hiding something or trying to avoid you because they dislike you for a really trivial reason like using words you hate

In a related vein, 'I'm not being funny but...' usually followed by a rude personal criticism. And 'By the way' which in teens is generally followed by some sort of unwelcome bombshell of the 'We're building a castle made of cake for tomorrow' variety.

Salmon YES to "plate up" and also "dish up"

I'm not being funny// then they go on to have a go, gossip about someone, generally be horrible etc etc.

Fab
Belly
hubby
mum

Frock
Date night

The words 'craft' or 'artisan' preceeding anything.
Also 'aspirational.'

Play date.

Haha....great thread!

I hate " we're having a chippy tea"

Slit.
It feels horrible in my mouth when I say it.

Belly
Cluster
Hubby
Hun
Crimbo
Constertina
"cool beans"
Flab
Nookie
works like Sick used to desribe something good

MIL always says "a bite to eat" and has got FIL doing it now too - no idea why but I can't stand it! Just say lunch/dinner/tea!

oh @gotanewusernamenow i HATE CHIPPY TEA!