To ask you for your list of words that you hate?

[MrsOverTheRoad]

I know it's been done to death but I need to get this out

Scrumptious.

Fuck that word. Just fuck it.

It's a stupid, self indulgent sort of word.

"Oh isn't he SCRUMPTIOUS!"

It's such a childish word somehow. So Mary Poppins.

Also

Meal

Yes to Sanpro!

WHY? Just say "tampon" or "Sanitary towel" ffs!

Hun

Tummy especially when it's adult to adult.
Peckish, you're hungry or you're not. Peckish makes you sound like a greedy fucker.

"Amazing".
As in cookery programmes...
" mmmm that's amazing "

Lush.
Choccy.
Posh.
Toff.
Anything in broad accent hurts my ears.

Moist (gets to a few of us I see!)
Mucus
Peeps (as in short for people)

Inspirational

Challenging when used incorrectly.

Guestimate
Automagical
Myself/yourself when used improperly
Innit

Gob

Cluster

Horrible word and a cluster of anything makes me think of horrible things.
cluster of holes
Cluster
Cluster of crime

I especially hate the term cluster feeding for some reason.

Moist 🤢

Toppings. As in "jacket potatoes and various toppings". HATE.

phlem
just typing it makes me want to gag

Yes, "meal" is usually awful.

Also "property" when what you mean is "home", "house" or "flat". "We bought our property in 2003" or "they've got a little property in Alicante".

Puter & pooter

Nom nom

Panties

Belly

Crimbo

It's a good job that I'm so easy going really!

Another vote for panties. It's knickers or pants fgs!

Slacks
Proud especially when followed by mummy

When you ask how someone is and they say " I'm good thanks "

Also when someone says "I'll have a coffee". Noooo..its a cup of coffee.

Any deliberate bastardisation of the word 'honey'. DH used to write 'hunni' in text messages and I can't even begin to describe the irrational rage I felt!

Empower.
Nom/noms.
Tasty.
Yummy.
Titties (fucking VILE that one).
Holibobs/holibags.

Tummy especially when it's adult to adult.

Urgh, yes. Completely infantilising.

Oh, and 'nakey' for 'naked'. Honestly makes me want to stab the person saying it.

Supper.

Hubby - I cringe just thinking about it!

Oh yes, 'guestimate' - how could I have forgotten that one?!!