To ask you for your list of words that you hate?

[MrsOverTheRoad]

I know it's been done to death but I need to get this out

Scrumptious.

Fuck that word. Just fuck it.

It's a stupid, self indulgent sort of word.

"Oh isn't he SCRUMPTIOUS!"

It's such a childish word somehow. So Mary Poppins.

Also

Meal

Can I 'get' when asking for something in a shop or cafe. No, the assistant will get it for you. That's what he or she is there for.

Hubby - I cringe just thinking about it!

Plus any other derivatives such as 'hubster', 'hublet', 'hubbles', 'husbie'... the list goes on for FAR TOO LONG!

My MIL uses the panties word.
I recoil in disgust.

I've met my people

Revisited thread to add a couple more only to find they're already here;

belly
nom nom

Just no. Stop talking. Now.

Can we have phrases too? My DH says 'laters' when leaving the house and it makes me want to kill him with a blunt object

PETRONELLAS I'm envisioning her dressed as lil Kim

Awsome, it sounds so false.
Gob smacked. What's wrong with speechless?

Invite when they mean invitation
Hollibobs
Sleeps, as in 'so many sleeps until x thing'

Foible

Smeg boak

Yuk at smeg!! make you think of cheesy dicks

Phlegm
Mucus
Moist
I hate them!!

As others have already said:

Moist
Gusset
Meal

I also hate:
Picky tea/lunch

Gives me the rage.

I am, however, a prolific user of c#nt - particularly with a qualifying adjective. 😀

Mama - as in "I'm a mama to two"
Hubby
Relationship goals (what on earth!)
Awesome

Awesome
Hun...hunny
Nom nom...noms...nommy

Lots of management speak, especially:

Cascade.

FFS, can't you just say circulate?

Discombobulate. I instantly lose respect for anyone who uses that word. A good friend was lost that way, last week.

Moist - makes me want to vomit in my mouth
When people pronounce sandwich 'samidge'
Minge
When people use learn instead of teach, as in 'I'll learn you'. I want to kill when I hear that.
When people say seen instead of saw, as in 'I seen you'
My list could go on and on ......

When people say 'yourself'/'myself' instead of 'you' or 'me'.

Succulent. (Particularly when spoken in that breathy vocal rasp that's supposed to be sensual but just makes me shudder).
Stunning. It never is. Especially not new flats made of ticky-tacky.
Train station.

These are all from my exH, I'm glad I barely speak to him anymore because I'd want to scream if I heard the following:

ValentiMes day
He calls our son by his initials and not his name
Laters instead of goodbye
Pacifically instead of specifically

Moreish. As in, 'Ooh, those nuts are really moreish!'

Fuck. Off.

"Methinks"
Don't know why, but it drives me crazy.

Snack . Fucking awful word, but not quite as infuriating as 'small snack' .
So glad I'm well beyond toddler group stage now - I don't have to suffer all these parents "offering" small snacks.

'Tis no wonder I struggled to make friends there.

Sanpro
Leccy
Panties
Brew
Crimbo
Holibobs

Ointment
Sputum