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AIBU?

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Help me with a "Hell no!" reply, please.

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AllRoadsLeadBackToRadley · 06/07/2017 19:55

Seriously- someone left the gate open at Cheeky Fuckerland this week!

It's my birthday in 9 days. (Actually, it's my bday on Monday- but I'm celebrating in 9 days). I don't usually do anything, but it seems like an absolute age since we all got together, so I've organized a curry night at home. A few mates and their kids, music, etc.

I've got a whatsapp group (lazy, couldn't be arsed to send the same text 170 times😂), which the girl in question is a part of. It's been a bit of a riot on there (people suggesting silly themes, etc, all good fun). She hasn't said a word on it.

She pinged me privately and said "my five are excited about next Saturday- they love Aunty Radley's cooking", etc, etc. And then the clanger (I think)

"What time is (my DH) picking them up? It'll have to be before 3 because I've arranged to go out".

Um...HUH?

I said she must have got her wires crossed- she was invited WITH the DC, and I've askrd everyone to arrive at about 5.30-6! (This is why I mentioned the Whatsapp group btw- these details have been mentioned several times on there, with people joking that they'd be arriving by private jet 😂).

Answer: "They'll be fine coming to yours early. I'll bang their sleeping bags in the boot and DH can drop them off about 3pm on Sunday".

I haven't replied.

I don't want to be responsible for five other kids without their parent there! We have no room for them to sleep over either! My DC share a room in a two bedroomed apartment. It'll be a squeeze getting everyone in on Saturday night, but that's always part of the fun.

In a nutshell:

Am I being selfish? I want to let my hair down as much as I can that night- anyone who's read my other active thread will know it's been a stressful month, and I need it!

If IANBU, please help me craft a reply.

If IABU and completely selfish, help me somehow work out a sleepover arrangement? How practical is it to squeeze 7 kids into one roome? (DB will be sleeping over in the lounge, and he snores like a lawnmower on acid, so impossible to share a room with, much as I love him)

?????

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/07/2017 16:00

*AAs, not Has!

bastarding autocorrect - I bet if I had bigger t*ts it wouldn't treat me like this!

TheMaddHugger · 15/07/2017 16:01

SchadenfreudePersonified Sat 15-Jul-17 15:59:19
up to ny D cups in curry atm!

Stealth boasting you rotter!

^^ Dip Yours in curry ? it might be miricle grow. Tell me if it works. I need help in that department too Wink

NoncommittalToSparkleMotion · 15/07/2017 16:02

Haha @ProfessorBranestawn, I love it!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/07/2017 16:26

Mmm - might be worth a try Hugger.

I'll let you know.

WhatchaMaCalllit · 15/07/2017 16:51

You sent that message as a text, OP? Really?? Don't think you need worry about her or her kids landing on your doorstep this evening.

Have a great party, belated happy birthday to you and do keep us posted if I've completely misread the situation Smile

MrsMozart · 15/07/2017 17:46

Well done lass!

Her front is unbelievable. Barking. Absolutely barking.

cottagecheesequeen · 15/07/2017 17:50

I still think she'll turn up in a taxi and dump her kids and speed off... obviously praying for your sake that she won't.

Pretenditsaplan · 15/07/2017 17:58

Theres a house full and were not letting any one else in!

Hortonlovesahoo · 15/07/2017 18:02

I don't think she'll turn up after that last text OP!!

Have a great party

BeyondDrinksAndKnowsThings · 15/07/2017 18:05

Sticking my fiver on her turning up tonight...

Good luck op 😬

Groovester · 15/07/2017 18:08

OP = Legend!

Branleuse · 15/07/2017 18:08

Absolutely brilliant reply OP :D

Pretenditsaplan · 15/07/2017 18:11

Im expecting it about 8ish

Frankswife87 · 15/07/2017 18:12

Brilliant reply op!

UnicornShitGlitters · 15/07/2017 18:13

AllRoadsLeadBackToRadley You legend, well done. Grin

Pretenditsaplan · 15/07/2017 18:13

Late enough shell hope people will of had a drink and cant bring them back

UnicornShitGlitters · 15/07/2017 18:15

and happy birthday

Leeds2 · 15/07/2017 18:26

In the OP, Radley said the woman wanted to drop her children off early (before everyone else was expected at 5:30/6). So I think if she was coming, she would have arrived by now.

Kabex · 15/07/2017 18:26

Sorry but no one can stay as we don't have enough space and DH can't collect the children as we are really busy preparing. If you can make it, it would be lovely but I understand if you can't manage logistically

nerdgasm · 15/07/2017 18:27

Who are you talking to, Kabex? 🤔

mummyofmoomoos · 15/07/2017 18:42

Happy birthday and party day Radley, thank you for so much entertainment Grin Wine Cake

Willow2017 · 15/07/2017 18:42

kabex
Don't you think op said that several times? But shagzilla just kept on keeping on about it getting more hysterical each time.

And you are 9 pages and a week too late party is already underway😀

Pretenditsaplan · 15/07/2017 19:05

Well weve eaten so theyd starve ha!

DontstepontheMomeRaths · 15/07/2017 19:15

Urgh time to restrict her on your fb so she sees nothing unless it's public. Big difference between one child not on your birthday and five. And her bf is an arse hole if her relationship is in jeopardy because they can't shag.

Have a lovely night.

Lynnm63 · 15/07/2017 19:55

I forgot party was tonight. Hope you're having a great party. Is the gate to Cheekyfuckerland securely locked?