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famtastic · 03/07/2017 21:25

Done a new thread as couldn't reply. Can't believe this is the 3rd thread lol.

I know I shouldn't laugh but ds vomiting like that was hilarious and so well times I've given him £10! Grin

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DAMNgina · 04/07/2017 00:00

Well, I've reported MNHQ TO THEMSELVES - meta-reporting - so I guess I'll be blocked too.

#Istandwithfam #shameonyouMNHQ

MagicalMrsMistoffelees · 04/07/2017 00:02

Earrings is soooooo made up! The tone is the same as thousands of other troll threads. But like others say who really knows what's true on an Internet forum?

myshinynewusername · 04/07/2017 00:03

Well said Pyongyang!

DAMNgina · 04/07/2017 00:04

But, oh yeah, I totally know they will send the kids over on the 17th, I'm betting it'll be by themselves too.

Please be out or go to your Ma's early, whatever you do, don't answer the door - like in a horror film.

Don't answer the door fam...

I know MrFam will be there at 06:30 but I'm betting they'll tell them to go round at 07:00 - and I fear you will crumble with two boys on your doorstep.

Then game is over.

Don't answer the door fam...

Sheepasaurus · 04/07/2017 00:04

Please can someone link to the first thread?

myshinynewusername · 04/07/2017 00:07

Earrings is soooooo made up! The tone is the same as thousands of other troll threads.

And we have a Mumsnet detective! Agatha Christie must be shitting herself with this one on the job.

DAMNgina · 04/07/2017 00:07

Also, can you move house?

It's the only realistic solution tbf.

Before MNHQ pull it - screen shot it all, show the cops, bing bang boom, witness protection.

Job's a good un.

livefornaps · 04/07/2017 00:07

Fam/useeeeeeeerrrr!!!

waves frantically and hops around

Never leave us pleeeease!!!

GreenTulips · 04/07/2017 00:10

#justiceforfam

Don't block her!! She's made my day - true hero!!

Not many people stand up for bullies and you didn't a great job!

GreenTulips · 04/07/2017 00:10

Too bullies (not for!)

LongLostCherub · 04/07/2017 00:13

I don't care if this isn't true - another who doesn't believe the OP is lying though - it's bloody true enough that it strikes a chord with lots of mners who've experienced similar treatment at the hands of pisstaking 'friends'. It's practically a public service advisory in how to stand your ground and tell these entitled self-absorbed twats to fuck off NO.

Mnhq, I get you have to do what you have to do but on this occasion I think you have been a bit too harsh and hasty. Not only was the thread entertaining and instructive it didn't have any of the nastiness or offensiveness that I've seen in other threads that have been clearly embellished and stretch credulity to the limit yet are allowed to stand because the OP happens to be a longtime user. It all seems a bit arbitrary to me.

BlueCarrotsAreMagical · 04/07/2017 00:15

We're going to need a thread 3 at this rate!

Atenco · 04/07/2017 00:16

Another one here who couldn't give a damn if it is fake or not.

user1499120902/fam you are really good at telling a story and it is ridiculous for you to be punished this way. If you were hopeless at writing, nobody would have been that interested and your account wouldn't have been blocked.

Sheepasaurus · 04/07/2017 00:18

Thanks DAMNgina :)

WineAndTiramisu · 04/07/2017 00:19

BlueCarrotsAreMagical - this is thread 3, you've missed one!

Persemillion · 04/07/2017 00:23

Redsippycup

I don't understand why anyone would report this? It's not hurting anyone, not triggering, not scamming, not even sad.

Lack of tolerance, sense of humour, maybe? Fun, popular harmless threads always rub them the wrong way.

Mrbluethecatt · 04/07/2017 00:24

It's a shame some folk are so intent to be the first to cry troll.

PyongyangKipperbang · 04/07/2017 00:32

Cannot stand the self abusing troll hunters who get themselves off on being first to spot it. Lots of self satisfied beans being flicked tonight Hmm

DotForShort · 04/07/2017 00:35

I really wouldn't say that.

DotForShort · 04/07/2017 00:35

Oops, sorry. Wrong thread.

ShoesHaveSouls · 04/07/2017 00:46

Grin This thread has everything Grin

fannydaggerz · 04/07/2017 00:50

Get her to fuck OP

sleepisnotoverrated · 04/07/2017 00:52

Pyongyang
😂😂😂

Madwoman5 · 04/07/2017 01:57

Parenting and family life can be really funny. It's a bit like looking at the sunset and thinking your art teacher would have pulled you apart for using that bizarre colour combination. Everything added up from the times of the drop off (to allow journey time) to the vomiting. Life can be like that. This thread has kept us from arguing about politics, marches, bridezillas and all sorts and I cannot see what harm it has caused to anyone. Get a grip and focus on some of the other threads where bullying is rife mnhq