To be mildly hurt that I've either been mistaken for another poster or do be considered such a tool I don't even have to post on a thread to piss people off

[HoneyDragon]

I was looking for an older thread so did a vanity search with a couple of key words and found my name mentioned on a thread I hadn't even posted on!

Being large of ego I had a nosey. And they were saying I was overly dramatic (which is true but not the point) and a bit off and told to get help.

I never even posted on the bloody thread. I can't find anyone with a similar name to me on there

My character has been impuned, maligned etc etc

I'm actually upsetting people even when I'm not on bloody Mumsnet. Do I piss you all of that much?

I fookin luff that dog. Hic!

Is that a dog bed or a cot mattress in front of the fireplace? What the heck will he need when he's full- grown?

He is adorable though.

It's a single bed mattress. She's 9 months old. We may need a bigger house.
Ark time?

MARYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Dear fucking god. Maryz.

You won't know me as I'm not me.

Bloody royalty

WolfieFan
Supercute dog is supercute. But with definite Noble Hound vibe. Unlike my Next Door Doglets, who are just SuperCute. You cannot really manage Noble Hound when you're not much bigger than a guinea pig. Neighbours didn't deliberately get tiny!dog - she is a small breed, but basically stuck at puppy size. Does mean she can't knock me over when she is Being Affectionate though...

Have managed to extract my new leotards from their plasticky prison. Blond!cat has obligingly demonstrated the superhero look with one of them, though without the usual sprinting & yowling that accompanies it... should add I used one that he could walk out of quite easily, which will have helped with the whole not-panicking thing - he did give me A Look though, but that's probably fair enough really.

(Custom-made leotards, they are my vice. But there was a sale. And it probably balances out against my mostly wearing children's clothes & shoes, no?)

That face. WHAT have you put on my royal self!
Pupster is now over 50kg. She has been known to launch like a Lipizzaner stallion. Helps I do Body Combat for a hobby and am rather huh hum "weighty"!
My DD would kill for a ginger cat. I have tried to convince her that the torrid torties are NEARLY ginger!

I agree with bran

Bran? Ok. Either I've imbibed too much wine or Serf you're on the wrong thread?!

Oh, I do beg her pardon wolfie, I'd somehow got the impression you had a boy dog.

You've either not RTFT or weren't paying attention, wolfie.

I agree with Bran too, obv.

She's not bothered! She doesn't offend easily! Just bow down to her awesome loveliness and tell her she's the most noble and beauteous hound that ever did exist!

Your name is NOT boring Maryz. It is awesome.
Yes she's a wolfhound.
We love
Users? Not so much!

Oh oh oh. Maryz pups. Beyond gorgeous!!!

Just bow down to her awesome loveliness and tell her she's the most noble and beauteous hound that ever did exist!

Well, maybe the most n&b female hound. I have to bow lower to my own hound, of course, metaphorically and literally as he is a dachshund.

Exactly. Tech gave us as a memorial to Zombie.

My three fit on one bed with loads of room to spare

Big pup loves a Dachs!
None may ride huge girl. She's a baby laphound! She's from healthy stock so I'm hoping for many years yet.