To be mildly hurt that I've either been mistaken for another poster or do be considered such a tool I don't even have to post on a thread to piss people off

[HoneyDragon]

I was looking for an older thread so did a vanity search with a couple of key words and found my name mentioned on a thread I hadn't even posted on!

Being large of ego I had a nosey. And they were saying I was overly dramatic (which is true but not the point) and a bit off and told to get help.

I never even posted on the bloody thread. I can't find anyone with a similar name to me on there

My character has been impuned, maligned etc etc

I'm actually upsetting people even when I'm not on bloody Mumsnet. Do I piss you all of that much?

The brownies are most uplifting.
I own a 7-yr-old DD but her luffliness has been somewhat eclipsed by teen DS being annoying and DT1 tipping comfrey tea over the terrace.
And I want to try this carb-free frittata now. Anything that facilitates cheese consumption is clearly right.
The instructions were to quaff bubbly German wine at the same time?
This is obviously an exceptional clause in the schoolnight rule book.

Does anyone remember the mad article written about a storm/hurricane that caused damage to a West (?) London street that was ripped apart on here?
It must have been aaaaggggggesss ago.
I am trying to find it but don't know what to google to narrow it down.
Some of you lot would have surely been joining in the ripping back in the day.

This?

www.standard.co.uk/news/tornado-tears-through-london-street-7081895.html

Vague memories of hilarity.

No, not that one but I think it may have been that storm.
The one I am thinking about was written by a woman journo who took first world problems to a whole other level.

But thanks for looking.

MrsDV I remember. Something about oranges on the sideboard? I'll have a dig about.

mytornadohell.livejournal.com/

I can only find Vair Serious Journalism about the 2006 London tornado

OMG, Donkey, well done

thread in Classics!

I knew you wouldn't let me down!

You superstar you!

I remember the clementines being vomited across the carpet

"I met psychotherapists, writers and actors, a costume designer and a food stylist; nuclear families, single parents and two lesbians with their daughter. I’d always suspected that our street was interesting, a place of bohemian inclinations, books and pianos, yet I had still yearned for the stucco splendour of Holland Park. Ironically, it took being blasted out of my property to make me feel at home."

from The Update - sorry, DailyFail link.

Lesbians!! Imagine!

Good grief, the woman has not even a tiny sprinkle of insight, does she?!

I didn't think I had been on MN that long.but I remember reading that thread.

I didn't think I had been on MN that long.but I remember reading that thread.

Someone called her Xenia's sister .
I remember when Xenia being strident. She used to stride onto banal posts about laundry and be bossy and shouty and get everyone hot and cross.
She was the original goady fucker.
I liked it.

Those clementines would be avocados if that happened today