To be mildly hurt that I've either been mistaken for another poster or do be considered such a tool I don't even have to post on a thread to piss people off

[HoneyDragon]

I was looking for an older thread so did a vanity search with a couple of key words and found my name mentioned on a thread I hadn't even posted on!

Being large of ego I had a nosey. And they were saying I was overly dramatic (which is true but not the point) and a bit off and told to get help.

I never even posted on the bloody thread. I can't find anyone with a similar name to me on there

My character has been impuned, maligned etc etc

I'm actually upsetting people even when I'm not on bloody Mumsnet. Do I piss you all of that much?

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I can't think WHY
I'm thinking of Christmas in July.
What would put that thought in my head?
Hang on a mo - Mary Z!

Yeah you better run. Mentioning the C word in June.

Nope, I don't watch it either.
On account that I don't know what it is

Maryz, I think there is a law against you hiding this thread.

WTF is Love Island...is it like Fantasy Island, back in the 70s

MaryZ you are officially luffly. You most probably have an extra Luffly chromosone in your DNA...

My sister is a huge Love Island fan so I watched one episode while staying with her.

I needed chocolate & wine to get through it & was left thinking WTF?????

A lot of my fb are watching it

All I get are statuses like "oh no he didn't!!" And I'm like waaaaaaaaat?

Still won't watch it though

Nope, she was deliberately nasty to a poster who'd asked for help. Let's not dress itbup advice assertive, she's already been pulled up by someone else for exactly the same thing today.

I'm talking about the thread with the drunk DH, LeQ kicked the OP three times.

It's Stratters btw x

Oooooo name changed! Hello disguised niffler

Oh blimey, don't start all that again.

Hello Stratters

No, Onhold, people should be honest and take responsibility for their posts, it's wrong to let it be put down as 'assertive', it was nothing of the sort.

Hey Soub lovely

Elderly penisDog

Small annoying arsehole dog

The feuds go on and on and on.

Same old same old.

Oi you lot - help me here.

My birthday tomorrow, was going out to dinner with FidBoys1 & 2 & FidGirl. Now FB1 has to work so we've changed it to a birthday brunch at the last minute.

Am sending various FidMinors to the shop as we're fairly Mother Hubbard, they're off for the next 2 weeks with their dad.

Am not a great eater for breakfast or lunch so I need help.

I like eggs. Sometimes. Smoked salmon. Sekt (German sparkling wine). But that's as far as I've got.

Please forget dogs & squabbles for a bit & help me. They are gannets so a light lunch is out of the question. They'll be doing all the work & FB2 can cook v well.

Thanks

Very adorable dogs pagwatch

and yep same old same old...but not as fun as it used to be

Bagels Fid, you need bagels. Smoked salmon and scrambled eggs, maybe some cream cheese and feeesh eggs? Yum, I'm on my way

Oh PenisDog can not be elderly, I refuse to believe it

Frittata and salad with crusty bread, Fid?

Alas no bagels here in arse end of Forrin. Eggs & salmon yes, but need more for gannets. I'd like something savoury/salty/feta like.

Maybe I'll just drink lots of Sekt.