To be mildly hurt that I've either been mistaken for another poster or do be considered such a tool I don't even have to post on a thread to piss people off

[HoneyDragon]

I was looking for an older thread so did a vanity search with a couple of key words and found my name mentioned on a thread I hadn't even posted on!

Being large of ego I had a nosey. And they were saying I was overly dramatic (which is true but not the point) and a bit off and told to get help.

I never even posted on the bloody thread. I can't find anyone with a similar name to me on there

My character has been impuned, maligned etc etc

I'm actually upsetting people even when I'm not on bloody Mumsnet. Do I piss you all of that much?

Poor Paggy

Badaboom

I'm here all week

Haha Honey. That was quite the sandwich

Mark Knopflers one of my weird crushes

Ewww, sweaty headbands

That's a good weird crush . They are touring still aren't they?
My weirdest was probably the tiny spotty lead singer of Aztec Camera

No, no idea

I kind of get that Pag

With you there Saucery bleeeurgh at the flying sweat

He always looked as though he'd spend ages polishing that guitar bit personal hygiene......meh, not so much.

I think a Friday night counts as 'good'

I think I might have lost my virginity whilst listening to Brothers In Arms on a fancy-dancy new CD player

I had it on cassette. Needed regular tightening with a pencil after a while.

I dated a guy on and off for a year who looked exactly like John Taylor from Duran Duran
I'm not sure but I think his being more beautiful than me was part of our inevitable break up.
God he was beautiful. And funny. And rich.

Wtf was I thinking

" Needed regular tightening with a pencil after a while."

The cassette did, or you saucery???

What about gin Maryz

Gins always good.

Tants. How lovely to see you.

Pag, dh left a woman who was filthy rich and had her own island because he had a crush on his incompetent batshit secretary. I often wonder what he was thinking the stupid man.

Memory is weird
I can remember the registration of my dad's car in about 1969

Oh honey

Women with islands are always a bit challenging.