To be mildly hurt that I've either been mistaken for another poster or do be considered such a tool I don't even have to post on a thread to piss people off

[HoneyDragon]

I was looking for an older thread so did a vanity search with a couple of key words and found my name mentioned on a thread I hadn't even posted on!

Being large of ego I had a nosey. And they were saying I was overly dramatic (which is true but not the point) and a bit off and told to get help.

I never even posted on the bloody thread. I can't find anyone with a similar name to me on there

My character has been impuned, maligned etc etc

I'm actually upsetting people even when I'm not on bloody Mumsnet. Do I piss you all of that much?

I am MNing AND watching Tog Gun, all at the same time. Amazeballs, innit?

Hah!

I'm mning, facebooking, private messaging AND watching TV.

Now beat that

ive never known you to be dramatic ever

I'm mnetting, facebooking, quietly sociopathically engineering innocent victims into redoing my garden and hiding under your bed Soubriquet.

You are my queen

Ikr ABF? I'm very quiet and zen like.

Under my bed

Shit. No wonder I keep hearing things

No, you are just hearing things

Stay under the duvet, Soubriquet.

Any exposed bits of you could wake up blue and hairless.

Poor Honey will never live that down will she?

And it could just be the voices in my head I suppose pacific They are bossy

Poor Honey will never live that down will she?

Why would she want to?
It's quite a unique claim to fame.

let's not forget rimming the dog either

Well there are worse ways to be famous I suppose

What?!

Poor Hully!

Sorry Honey it cracks me up everytime I think about it.

Could just imagine the look on poor Hullys face..and yours too

You be nice...or I'll slip my hedgehog in your bed

NOT a euphemism there btw. He's very grumpy and spiky. Even for a baby

On the other hand Soub won't need to worry about marauding spiders.

No that's true!! She is an excellent spider traper

I'm thinking of volunteering to foster hogs. Is it really that bad?

She could also have all of the thousands of snails in my garden...
Snails are bastards. True fact.

How do you know she's a girl btw?

Anyone heard from Stratters lately? Miss her.

She had Little Dog who'd doubtless be up for canine gymnastics.

No Honey is the spider traper

Hedgehog is a boy.

And it's urm....quite obvious now he's a bit older. One of the problems you can have with owning an African pygmy hedgehog, is that boys enjoy masturbating. A lot.

Now luckily this is a wild hedgehog so when he's big enough, he willl be released so I don't have to see him self pleasure

that boys enjoy masturbating. A lot.

Just like human teenagers, then. And boar guinea pigs. Boar glue everywhere

Oh, well, HoneyDragon is welcome to the snails too.

Stratters? Did she not NC?