To be mildly hurt that I've either been mistaken for another poster or do be considered such a tool I don't even have to post on a thread to piss people off

[HoneyDragon]

I was looking for an older thread so did a vanity search with a couple of key words and found my name mentioned on a thread I hadn't even posted on!

Being large of ego I had a nosey. And they were saying I was overly dramatic (which is true but not the point) and a bit off and told to get help.

I never even posted on the bloody thread. I can't find anyone with a similar name to me on there

My character has been impuned, maligned etc etc

I'm actually upsetting people even when I'm not on bloody Mumsnet. Do I piss you all of that much?

Pretty much

Except you have to bath an APH when he gets too amorous

Suddenly reconsidering why I want one in a few years

Ah, crosspost. I meant because of Honey, not because of the hedgehog.

Lap dancing clubs are popular, but why don't I set up a TAP dancing club?! Women on stage tapping away to show tunes and for £50 and a dancer will go into a booth and tap dance to 42nd Street for you. Hmmm.

I don't think that would take off very well Tiggy

I think twatting snails would be really uncomfortable.

I'm thouroughly confused. Why am I getting snails?

I have a teenage boy. We have rules.

He strips and remakes his own bed. So I don't vomit on abandoned crusty tissues. Which must go in the bin.

I make him burn incense in there too.

His friends think he's so cool that he's allowed too. He doesn't tell them his mum makes him do it to combat teen boy smell.

I rescued a hog once. I felt very proud.

I think I stumbled across Stratters not long ago

I'll remember that tip with my youngest when he reaches teen stage. And I don't know why you suddenly have snails......they just randomly snailed in

I'm all over this teen shit.

When he's all surly he's asked

"Are you mad at the world because the world a dick?"

"Are mad at me because parents are dicks?"

"Are you mad at someone at school who's a dick?"

"Are you just mad because you're hormones are make you a dick?"

It's always one of the above four.

I'll use that on my dh next time he's in a strop. Bet it would work just as good

I'm dreading the teen phase but unlike the toddler phase, if they piss me off that badly, I can walk out of the house and leave them at home. Can't do that right now

They're Pacific's snails.

I have enough snails for everyone

I love my teens, crusty hankies n'all.
Toddlers are bastards too unpredictable for my liking.

I've got enough snails here thank you... some seem to have disappeared since dh mowed the lawn coincidence but still too many snails. The bloody rain is making them worse

I bet my snails are bigger than yours.
They'd make fine escargot - I have been seriously tempted if I could figure out how to get snail poo out of them.

It has rained all bloody day here today.
Day 2 of the summer holidays too...

We had the rain yesterday, night before that and all day before that.

Was dry but cold today

I'm here @Fiderer lovely.

I want a pet hedgehog. We've had a couple of juvenile ones in to foster, but they were wild ones, not pets. They were lovely, if rather noisy, and incredibly stinky.

God this one is bloody stubborn. Two days he's been feeding himself. Today he decided actually, lapping up food is too much hard work and wanted to go back on the bottle

Least he toilets himself now just about. I get some when I try, but I'm finding it in his enclosure too.

Cuddled up to his "brother", eyes open!! And sniffing my hand after a feed.

Good job he's so cute

Niffler lovely, good to see you!

Though I could do without the wildlife, am not as kind-hearted as you after the wild boar in my garden.

Might cope with a hedgehog.

Wild boar?! Wow that sounds amazing. A bit scary I suppose since I know they can be a tad aggressive

Oooh wild boar, lovely humbug babies

"Amazing" isn't how I'd describe it

Give me a day & a bottle of gin & I can regale you with it.

These summer days it's deer, lovely & not at all aggressive.

That's what I call baby grebes.

Water humbugs. So cute

Hedgehogs are stinky?! Really?

Every day's a school day on MN.

Yes they are very stinky

And noisy

But lovely too.
We had a visiting badger once. Fuckwit DH mistook it for the cat and nearly let it in.
Oh and a squirrel fell down my chimney.
It's fun here!