To think this is the worst case of manspreading ever seen? (Lighthearted)

[GhostInTheBackOfYourHead]

So this is what I'm confronted with on waking. Nothing like a pair of dog bollocks in your face to get you bouncing out of bed.

Love his fox like looks! What kind of pup is he?

He's fast asleep by the way, in case it isn't obvious. He sleeps like this, legs akimbo, whenever his anatomy is within 20cm of my face. He's now snoring.

Hi dudsville, he's a pom/jack Russell cross. A bit of a mongrel. He's 15 months and does look very foxlike, yes.

Gorgeous!

I call it dog porn.... although there are no balls on mine

Dudsville
pacific what a lovely long legged creature you have there. Dog Porn is a great name.
Whenever i see DDog in this position, i say in a simpering voice "paint me like one of your French girls". I have no idea where i picked that up.

Just put me off my breakfast.

paint me Very, very funny!!

Sorry westray

Paint me like one of your French girls is from titanic

I have a female so no balls in my face luckily. She prefers to sleep randomly too though

How she is comfy I don't know.. my legs are up at an angle so her head is pointing straight up

At 15 months old he's old enough to have them off, looking at the size of them that would be a big job for any vet lol

nothing better than waking with a dog on your bed though

With the pictures this time

iris yes, I snigger to myself every time I say it.

O I don't thin Mr Tibbs (RIP) beats yours but here is is anyway

I can't attach!Will try later

I feel your pain

Sorry, x posted. Soubriquet how did you remember that?! I knew I'd been saying it for years (decades even) but couldn't remember why. Lovely photos by the way.
dimples yes, he is going for the op soon. My vet recommended we wait till he's 18 months.

Holdback Mr Tibbs (rip) gets an honourable mention.
Miley wowzers, now that's a sight to behold. But now I'm wondering why my pale dog has dark bollocks and why your dark dog has pale bollocks.
I really should be getting on with things but this is much more fun.

Not the bollock wondering being fun, that would be weird and creepy. I meant mnetting.

Oops - he did appear after all (I am useless with computers)

Soubriquet I'm in love with yours, what breed is it?

I love the film...haven't watched it for a while but still

Rose says it to Jack when she's naked on the chaise longe.

She says draw instead instead of paint but still and she has that godawful diamond around her neck

She's a long coat chihuahua and is mad as a box of frogs

Oh she's gorgeous.
And I've been saying it wrong all these years . I don't think i could change it now, it's too ingrained.

she's a nutcase too

Definitely not low energy