To think this is the worst case of manspreading ever seen? (Lighthearted)

[GhostInTheBackOfYourHead]

So this is what I'm confronted with on waking. Nothing like a pair of dog bollocks in your face to get you bouncing out of bed.

that really made me snigger

I wish that was what I woke up to, instead I have an elderly cat who tries to sleep on my head and then drops SBDs (silent but deadly farts) and gives me a look of disgust when the smell hits her....

This is my guy, and he drops SBDs too.

Here's mine. Not manspreading so much as outright encroaching into my space. Bit hard to type when there's a dog across your arms.

What is it about them that they want to be touching you? Sometimes my guy would get inside my skin if I let him.

And yet he can stretch to fill the whole of a 3 seater if he doesn't want anyone to touch him,

My dog is a girl but she manspreads regularly

This is just what I needed to see today - thank you all.

Wonderful!

I don't know where he gets it from but not me, honest.