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to get slightly annoyed on MN at times by the general "perfectness" that is being displayed

153 replies

emkana · 20/03/2007 19:39

Reading through threads I get a bit fed up sometimes because it seems that everybody on MN seems to have the oh so perfect life - a rich and varied social life, a fantastic relationship with dh/dp with meaningful conversations over a bottle of wine several nights a week, plenty of stimulating activities with the children, fresh, organic, healthy food of course, reading high-quality books...

and so on and so on...

am I just in a bad mood today?

OP posts:
filthymindedvixen · 20/03/2007 21:47

VVV can I piss on anyone who pisses on your parade?can, I , Can I??

And I don't need a bloody huggies either, I can Do It On Command {proud emoticom]

filthymindedvixen · 20/03/2007 21:48

oh, nowadays I only post flippant crap under this name; so everyone knows I am perfectly flippant and perfectly crap.

Cloudhopper · 20/03/2007 21:50

Just had to remark on the glorious expression "inverted smuggery"

welliemum · 20/03/2007 23:13

yes, it sounds a bit norty to me

Nightynight · 20/03/2007 23:20

god, emkana, you havent read any of my posts lately then
there do seem to be an unnaturally high percentage of sugar free, non-tv-watching 2 year olds with a reading age of 10 on mumsnet though.

hunkermunker · 20/03/2007 23:23

I think this is a thread where my new favourite phrase can best be employed.

"Penisy hands".

hunkermunker · 20/03/2007 23:24

Ha-ha at it being non-TV-watching toddlers who can read.

DS1 learnt the alphabet well before he was two [smug] from watching Countdown

That's a brilliant juxtaposition, isn't it?

I'm GREAT!

welliemum · 20/03/2007 23:29

You're the missing link, hunker!

(Boggling a bit at penisy hands - wondering how, exactly, the hands are penisy but absolutely not going to ask)

twinsetandpearls · 20/03/2007 23:29

I am an overweight despressive with a very untidy house but I do think my life is blissfully perfect and regularly like to remind myself of that fact.

Dior · 20/03/2007 23:29

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hunkermunker · 20/03/2007 23:30

Welliemum, it was from a thread earlier. I'll link.

BallsOfChocolate · 20/03/2007 23:38

Could it be that we might all be perfect in one small respect even if the rest of our lives are shit? Thinking specifically about crisp food thread, I am a food obsessive so I work really hard to get my childrens' diets right, but the flip side is that I am overweight. And I'll spend hours cooking while the house looks like a mess. That is the trouble with threads - they are like tiny seams of people life - it's like peering through a crack in the wall.

hunkermunker · 20/03/2007 23:40

Here you go, Welliemum

harpsichordcarrier · 20/03/2007 23:44

am I too late to make a sensible contribution to this thread
can I just say - penisy hands

hunkermunker · 20/03/2007 23:49

Harpsi, on a scale of one to eggy crockery, where are penisy hands?

welliemum · 20/03/2007 23:51

Thanks Hunker - that is a lovely lovely thread.

I was being gradually won over to "penisy hands" until I got to the cat's "bottomy tongue" which caused me to fall off my chair and is now my official Phrase du Jour.

(and I have you to thank for last week's P du J of "skeggy lady undercrackers", ta for that too)

VeniVidiVickiQV · 20/03/2007 23:51

At the end of scrotum arms?

hunkermunker · 20/03/2007 23:52

Speak for yourself, VVV...

VeniVidiVickiQV · 20/03/2007 23:52

hunker you have a bottomy tongue

hunkermunker · 20/03/2007 23:53

I use it to lick out

harpsichordcarrier · 20/03/2007 23:57

oh god, penisy hands....
penisy towels,though.... I believe I am on the record as being weirdy about those

hunkermunker · 20/03/2007 23:58

Oh, that's different, Harpsi.

[also on the record]

And bottomy towels [full circle]

VeniVidiVickiQV · 20/03/2007 23:59

oh yick hunker. Clearly you are feeling better......

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anon666 · 18/11/2022 18:58

It's like all social media, heavily edited.

On the face of it I have a gorgeous kind dh, two beautiful, clever, delightful children, a pretty house, a decent car, a well paid job.

Under the surface all three of my lovely family have anxiety and regularly wobble on the edge of breakdown, needing verying degrees of support. My kids both have psychological problems, have been suicidal, eatind disorders, OCD. My teens say the cruellest things to me. No one helps with housework, and often I feel like a slave to it.

My job is always stressful, volatile and we all live under the cosh of getting fired and having to reapply for jobs. Bullies reign supreme and cover ups are everyday.

Dh, despite being lovely, sits on his computer morning noon and night. He hates social events and is blind to housework and dirt.

I stupidly bought a 'too expensive' car that I could ill afford in a moment of madness and now I drive it like its made of glass. 😂🤣

Our house needs constant maintenance and is hard and expensive to heat.

It's all about glass half empty/half full. On good days I am very grateful and lucky. On bad days I am miserable and self pitying.

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