Not a treat :(

[Chickenagain]

AIBU moaning about the biscuits? Do dark chocolate digestives count as a treat. After helping my boyfriend in the 'fun factory' he disappears off for some what I hope is 'chocolatey niceness' comes back with a pack of dark chocolate digestives as they were 'on special'. Not even a small packet - a GIANT - packet. They are sitting there on the desk, taunting me, pretending to be chocolatey when they are not.

Obviously I can't buy my own lovely biccies as I am on a STRICT DIET and only other people's biscuits contain zero calories.

AIBU to insist he gets what I like so I can indulge and remain guilt free?

BTW he didn't get the shite ones to 'support' me - cost was the only consideration!

I have no idea what you are talking about

Seriously .

Dark chocolate digestives are the best! So nice with a decent coffee.

Chocolate digestives are horrid.

So are all Hob Nobs.

Boasters. Those are GOOD BISCUITS.

I don't want to know what a fun factory is, though. Oh god.

OP say they were 'helping' in the fun factory.

Fun factory ? Wtf?

Dark chocolate digestives are the best definitely

Place marking as need to know what fun factory is.

Dark chocolate digestives are far far superior to their milky equivalents.

Anyone who needs digestives after a shag is savage. Only lemon puffs will do.

Hand job?

Tch the fun factory is his workshop you filthy lot, where I've been building printed circuit boards - for free - on my week off.

Back to the biscuits please.

Yeah. It's the 'helping' that's throwing me

Oh x post

Ah I think I get it !

Well iv had no fun factory
And no biscuits

So stop been ungreatful op

Obviously you need to LTB.

(Leave The Biscuits.... for me!)
Dark Chocolate digestives are amazing.

I love dark chocolate digestives YABVU!

WTAF is going on!? OP are you on glue? Get a jar of Nutella to spread on top and make a digestive sandwich. two hazelnuts in every serving so counts as one of your five a day obvs.

Why is his workshop the 'fun factory'

Well, i say YANBU purely as a reward for starting a thread which is not about the election!

Dark chocolate = Bleurgh! My DP would probably buy them because he would know I wouldn't eat them and he could scoff them all himself.

That's why I buy things he doesn't like.

Building printed circuit boards in the fun factory, you say? Getting dirtier by the minute!

Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha at fun factory

And no. Dark chocolate digestives are shite indeed.

Have you got any Philadelphia?

They were from coop weren't they? I was eying them up. Wish I'd bought them now.

Disclaimer - no idea what building circuit boards is a euphemism for but I know all those electrical thingummyjigs have female and male connectors...

WTF? You are assuming that people know (or care) about the details of your life. Weird.