Not a treat :(

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AIBU moaning about the biscuits? Do dark chocolate digestives count as a treat. After helping my boyfriend in the 'fun factory' he disappears off for some what I hope is 'chocolatey niceness' comes back with a pack of dark chocolate digestives as they were 'on special'. Not even a small packet - a GIANT - packet. They are sitting there on the desk, taunting me, pretending to be chocolatey when they are not.

Obviously I can't buy my own lovely biccies as I am on a STRICT DIET and only other people's biscuits contain zero calories.

AIBU to insist he gets what I like so I can indulge and remain guilt free?

BTW he didn't get the shite ones to 'support' me - cost was the only consideration!

Good grief, humour transplant needed at CatLady's house, stat.

^^This!

Dark chocolate digestives are God's own biscuits. Therefore, yabtu. (You are being thoroughly unreasonable.)

Clopy you've made my night. Wink bigly indeed

Today 19:52 iffikittyPlain chocolate digestives and a mug of tea, I can eat six before drawing breath. Dunking obviously

I'm reading that and all I can see is 3 hours of walking to burn it off.

Fitbits ruined buscuits for me!

into a little spot putting fiddly little things into tiny little holes in a certain pattern. There you have the fun factory ! grin

This is still about sex right? Although it is a little unfair to describe it as a fiddly little thing on the Internet Op!

Dark chocolate digestives are great, please don't give them to your dog though, it can poison them.

Dark chocolate is extremely poisonous to dogs! You don't want to end up with a £450 vet bill like we did...

duxb

Dark chocolate biscuits are the work of the devil. Bleugh. I'm with you, OP.

Vonklump summed it up perfectly!

Clopy and furry I will join you with the winking bigly but I think if we really want to pull then including the wanking gesture is probably the safest option.

In that case send him out for milk chocolate caramel digestives or Jaffa cakes.

Good grief, humour transplant needed at CatLady's house, stat
Sorry, I don't pick up on sarcasm and humour at all.

My son often shows me things on the internet that are funny and I don't understand them at all.

He is literally laughing his head off and I just stand there thinking why is it funny that a cat is stood next to an empty goldfish bowl or whatever.

I've just had five of the buggers here, but dark chocolate is good for your heart. Or something.

AIBU moaning about the biscuits? -Yes
Do dark chocolate digestives count as a treat. -Yes

HTH

just realised they are Co-Op ones. So will alter my original verdict to YANBU. Though truly I just don't understand UK biscuits. Lived her all my life and honestly think they're like cardboard with variations. Next time you help out at the Fun Factory, maybe be specific as to your requirements. Also in such circumstances, I'd say only chocolate cuts it. A Topic or a Lion Bar is hard to beat and provides you with energy,

Not Co-op own brand disastrousflapjack , a super good Co-op offer where the huge mcvities ones are a mere £1.

Now I don't normally like dark chocolate, but dark chocolate digestives are far superior to the milk variety... and now I want a packet!

Until oh well that changes the matter then. MacVities are THE chocolate digestive I expect. The only way to get what you want is to be very specific. Also I find as the recipient to tell the purchaser the sort of things i wouldn't be happy with - so, "I need a Topic. If they don't have that then a Lion Bar and if they don't have those I'll have chocolate buttons. But DON'T buy biscuits. And I mean ANY biscuits. Even if they are on offer. They can be purchased in addition to my order but not instead of.

Chocolate digestives dunked in a cup of tea. You don't know what you are missing! What's wrong with you? ;)

Dark chocolate digestives are the work of the devil. Needs to be milk chocolate, either digestives or hobnobs, either will do!

I always feel saintly eating dark chocolate digestives as dark chocolate is good for you right ?!

I remember when I was little, my grandparents used to occasionally take us to pizza hut for a surprise treat. The best bit was the ice cream factory - it was the bees knees!

Ooh, I think I've got a packet of Breakaways in the cupboard. They're a bit like milk chocolate digestives in a bar.

Dark chocolate is not a treat. It's an insult to taste buds. Your OH must not like your mouth. LTB (to buy decent biscuits)