I'm picturing WH staff going crazy inventing 'fake' crises and legislation to distract Scrotus from the TV.
"Mr Trump, sir! There's been a terror attack in Whattaboutastan! It's, ah, Death Eaters firing off Cruciatus curses! Here's your speech to rehearse before we go live in the Rose Garden'!"
"Oh no sir!!!! There's an, erm, invasion of Autobots in Micronesia! Quick read this diplomatic paper (full of pics and bulletpoints)!"
"Sir Sir! There's a, a, a, spill of Kryptonite in Nebraska! Very Bad! Stand in front of this (fake) camera and read this statement to the Nation"
"Mr President! Sir! Mr Comey is single-handedly destroying your credibility!"
Oh wait! That last one's real!