To ask anyone awake to keep me sane till midnight?

[Welshmaenad]

My final assignment result - the one that determines if I pass or fail my degree - is released at midnight.

I started out wanting a First - to be honest now I'll just be happy to pass! It's been a rough three years, I've lost both my parents, have been ill with a chronic pain condition, and my marriage disintegrated and I've done the last year as a single mum. So I can forgive myself for not getting a First but I really, really need to pass. I have worked my arse off.

So can anyone distract/entertain me? Tell me something funny or happy or a joke or just something, I am going crazy!!

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

Don't get the Eileen joke could anybody explain please?

Fingers crossed for You!

Welsh- you have so got this!! Got everything crossed for you. You have come through the most difficult of times whilst undertaking a difficult degree course. You should be immensely proud of yourself.

Mikey - a carpet???

Crisps on the head... A walker????

Fairy - how's your back?

Warren

Not long now Welsh! Got everything crossed for you!

That was to Tartle

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scot walked into a bar.
The bartender said:

"Is this a joke?"
(Which is a good question.)

What's red and invisible?

No tomatoes.

Trumps - Eileen = I lean

I long for the says when the first you knew would be when the results were pinned up on the boards in the cloisters! Midnight emails, pfft!

Eileen = I lean (three legged sheep)

It's like the countdown to the New Year.

Like that Goodas

Exciting!

goodasgold "now there's a cliche" ????

This thread should be PULLED for it's truly rubbish jokes. But I won't report it until after Welsh gives us the result.... (I was going to bed at 11!)

Did you make it?
Which is also a good question just now

Almost time good luck!!!!!!

Midnight! !

Good luck!

Keep - Russell (rustle)

Good luck! The time has come!