I've got nothing for daddy's tea

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(or mine or the kids). WIBU to say the tiger has eaten it all and go down the road to a cafe?

And the tiger gave no consideration for anyone with allergies.

Get those wellies on your daugther

Get on to Deliveroo. This is one aspect of the gig-economy I like, as it finances my DC1's social life!

YABU. You can't make a decision on your own! Nor with the help of Mumsnet ... you must put your hungry dc in the bath and wait for Daddy to come home. He's a man. He will have a sensible solution (which won't involve the dc going out for a meal in their nightclothes and wellies).

You need to get an extra large tin of tiger food in - just in case

We've been attacked by a caterpillar. Greedy little bastard has eaten everything! He's disappeared now though, so it'll be safe for when the Chinese takeaway delivers dinner later 😂

Are you really going to take her out in her nightie? You'll be judged you know. Make an effort!

Nighty and Wellington boots

I like daddy's clothes. He dresses like a real hep cat.

You're going to be out awful late tonight if you want to go out under the cover of darkness for supper...

Fortunately Tigers hate pizza. So the only safe way to provide tea is get 🍕

Nighty and Wellington boots and coat. In 30° heat.

I always add all mummy's wine just for the Craic. Why should daddy have beer and mummy not have any wine?

Omg I used to add some too when reading to my dds maud

Tigers wife is livid too as she cooked and he's too full to eat it.

Tigernet told her to LTB

If you are going to a cafe, don't let Daddy think it's his idea. He shouldn't think he's a white knight saving the day.

Oh and don't bother buying any tiger food. You were just a one-time stop off for the tiger.

It's a shame it's not winter so that Daddy won't be able to raise his collar against the cold and take you along the dark streets where the cosy glow from the cafe window would look so inviting.

AIBU to really, really want Sophie's tights? In my size?

Have you read Walliams The slightly annoying elephant? Heavily influenced by Judith Kerr and that's OK imho.

Right, we'll go out. I'm going to pop over the road to one of those nice looking shops too.

I bloody love that book! I always say, "mummy & daddy's beer", though I'm not sure that's better than leaving the line out entirely.

I love Sophie's tights too! And mummy's coat.

I never have anything for Daddy's tea as he is an entitled arse who can get his own fucking dinner. Bring on the tiger I say.

Staples I suppose you could threaten that the tiger will eat Daddy if he doesn't make the tea?

He's going to give you that side eye that says 'yeah whatever you lazy bugger' that daddy gives mummy in the book too you know...

I would pay to see that dr

Ooh, not as bad as the time that pervert big cat came round ours. The tiger that came to teabag.

What about the boy from the grocer? On his little bike? That grocer needs more flexible delivery slots.