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"After all that kissing arse at the Vatican, in Jerusalem and Saudi Arabia, I'm all touched out" says exhausted POTUS. Trump continued.

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illegitimateMortificadospawn · 24/05/2017 23:05

In haste, I will post the old thread shortly.

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lionheart · 31/05/2017 09:30

He's not tech savvy, is he?

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BREAKING: President Trump has been urging world leaders to call him on his cellphone, raising security and secrecy concerns.

BiglyBadgers · 31/05/2017 09:30

I just don't think it is that thought out pain. A happy coincidence for them maybe.

Orlantina · 31/05/2017 09:39

I am so waiting for the Spicer question about it.

Followed by the other questions about overnight events.

Natsku · 31/05/2017 09:51

Could really do with a covfefe now.

Lweji · 31/05/2017 09:56

Could really do with a covfefe now.

Beware it's not a press covfefe. I hear it's not good for you.

lionheart · 31/05/2017 10:07

Yes, it is probably one reason why they don't take the phone away.

Any distaction is worth it and the humour he so often delivers fills up newsprint/tweets/air-space.

A dangerous game, though.

Orlantina · 31/05/2017 11:03

He's awake.

It's been deleted. So that's ok then.

Orlantina · 31/05/2017 11:12

Donald J. Trump‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump 2m2 minutes ago
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Who can figure out the true meaning of "covfefe" ??? Enjoy!

It's not funny.

OhYouBadBadKitten · 31/05/2017 11:14

hes a wanker.

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 31/05/2017 11:21

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Well, that's an interesting story to like...

"After all that kissing arse at the Vatican, in Jerusalem and Saudi Arabia, I'm all touched out"  says exhausted POTUS. Trump continued.
BoreOfWhabylon · 31/05/2017 11:29

ALL HAIL THE GLOWING ORB OF COVFEFE!!!

Lweji · 31/05/2017 11:41

Has his account been taken over by hackers?

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 31/05/2017 11:43

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So now it is reported that the Democrats, who have excoriated Carter Page about Russia, don't want him to testify. He blows away their....

Lweji · 31/05/2017 11:47

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Covfefe: When you make a mistake, but play it off like you knew what you were doing.

"Trump's entire Presidency was a real covfefe."

Lweji · 31/05/2017 11:47

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
So now it is reported that the Democrats, who have excoriated Carter Page about Russia, don't want him to testify. He blows away their....

..case against him & now wants to clear his name by showing "the false or misleading testimony by James Comey, John Brennan..." Witch Hunt!

Whaaaaaat?

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 31/05/2017 11:59

Is he just doing his standard seen-it-on-Fox-so-need-to-tweet-about-it routine?

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Fox & Friends, 6:06 a.m. ET

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 31/05/2017 12:03

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Fat Warlord Donald Trump tragically and hilariously has stroke while being angry on Internet Technology.

[quotes the now deleted "covfefe" tweet]

MicrowaveSpy · 31/05/2017 12:22

He won't like that tweet Pain

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 31/05/2017 12:23

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Kathy Griffin should be ashamed of herself. My children, especially my 11 year old son, Barron, are having a hard time with this. Sick!

Orlantina · 31/05/2017 12:23

He won't like that tweet Pain

DPRK is a 'fake' account. Not official Grin

GingerIvy · 31/05/2017 12:34

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Kyle Griffin Retweeted Donald J. Trump
Page's testimony is reportedly delayed, not canceled—& NBC's Hill team reports Page's desire to testify may outweigh actual interest in him.

GingerIvy · 31/05/2017 12:40

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Russian cruise missiles have hit ISIS targets in Syria, according to state media cnn.it/2qFgrmJ

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 31/05/2017 12:41

www.axios.com/scoop-trump-is-pulling-u-s-out-of-paris-climate-deal-2427773025.html

Scoop: Trump is pulling U.S. out of Paris climate deal

GingerIvy · 31/05/2017 12:42

Just saw that Pain. This should be interesting. It's not something (to my knowledge anyway) that he can immediately exit, without some issues.