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"After all that kissing arse at the Vatican, in Jerusalem and Saudi Arabia, I'm all touched out" says exhausted POTUS. Trump continued.

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illegitimateMortificadospawn · 24/05/2017 23:05

In haste, I will post the old thread shortly.

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Roussette · 31/05/2017 07:31

Apparently the domain name 'Covfefe.com' has been snapped up!

PerkingFaintly · 31/05/2017 08:02

OK, that's prompted me to do the actual figures.

Let's assume the two snapshots of the POTUS account were taken at the same time of day, and take the rounded numbers of followers, 18 million and 18.2 million, as exact (they're not).

An increase of 200,000 followers over 3 days means an extra 66,667 followers a day. That's 2778 new followers an hour. Or 46 new followers a minute.

Making the same assumptions, the @ realDonaldTrump account gained a new 300,000 followers over 3 days. Ie 100,000 followers a day, or 4167 an hour, or 69 a minute.

So although going on Buzzfeed's numbers, the first tweet Buzzfeed examines is clearly false (there aren't 5 million new followers), the second has every chance of being true (new followers won't arrive evenly, so it's entirely likely there were periods when the rate of new followers was 100 a minute).

30 May was the 130th day of the presidency, so if the @ realDonaldTrump account had been acquiring new followers at the rate of 100,000 a day since 20 January (and none had unfollowed him), the account would have 13 more million followers on 30 May than on 20 Jan. I don't if this matches what's actually been seen.

(There's substantial room for error because of the rounding to the nearest 100,000 in Twitter's numbers, but I'm too lazy to work out the margins. However even if rounding has overstated the increase in followers, it remains entirely likely that there were periods of 100 new followers a minute.)

BiglyBadgers · 31/05/2017 08:05

Just had to post this awesome morning tweet from the MW dictionary Grin

"After all that kissing arse at the Vatican, in Jerusalem and Saudi Arabia, I'm all touched out"  says exhausted POTUS. Trump continued.
Roussette · 31/05/2017 08:09

SnowflakePrincess‏ @amandablount2 13h13 hours ago
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I'm tracking *45's number right now. He is growing by around 100 bots a minute. He is massing a propaganda army.

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 31/05/2017 08:11

Activists investigating Ivanka Trump's China shoe factory detained or missing

amp.theguardian.com/world/2017/may/31/activists-investigating-ivanka-trumps-china-shoe-factory-detained-or-missing

Dumdedumdedum · 31/05/2017 08:32

Good morning, all! And as a friend of mine just posted on FB: "We are all covfefe now" Grin

Orlantina · 31/05/2017 08:45

Donald J. Trump‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump 4h4 hours ago
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Despite the constant negative press covfefe

What???

MicrowaveSpy · 31/05/2017 08:53

I thought covfefe=coverage but it's not quite right on my Apple keyboard. Unless you were drunk and we all know that SCROTUS doesn't drink Wink

originalbiglymavis · 31/05/2017 08:54

I think he either fell asleep or pressed the wrong button. Sadly he will deny it all.

Orlantina · 31/05/2017 08:56

What's worse is that it's been up for 4 hours.

Is no one awake? Has no one checked? Deleted it? Is there no system in place to check his tweets?

MrsT2007 · 31/05/2017 08:57

Actually crying with laughter at #covfefe

Just bloody hilarious

PerkingFaintly · 31/05/2017 08:57

I think someone slapped the phone out of his hand mid-Tweet and it went down the loo.Grin

OhYouBadBadKitten · 31/05/2017 08:58

And a fine Covefe to you all this morning!

Why is it still there?

Dumdedumdedum · 31/05/2017 08:58

I reckon it's an encrypted message meant for Putin's eyes only.

originalbiglymavis · 31/05/2017 08:58

Has he tweeted since?

Roussette · 31/05/2017 09:03

I put 'covfefe' into my mobile and it defaulted to 'confederate'...

Just sayin'

originalbiglymavis · 31/05/2017 09:04

Mine autocorrects to Covfef. My phone sucks!

Lweji · 31/05/2017 09:12

It is probably coverage.

Even the Telegraph is covfefing it. (My phone corrects to covering)

MicrowaveSpy · 31/05/2017 09:20

He is the man who just keeps on giving Grin

originalbiglymavis · 31/05/2017 09:22

No, I think he is just a distraction for something else.

Alien takeover, lizard rulers...?

Gumpendorf · 31/05/2017 09:25

Is he distracting us from the overnight news?

Covfefe everyone!

Gumpendorf · 31/05/2017 09:26

X post mavis

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 31/05/2017 09:26

This was from a few days ago original but you may be onto something

amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/may/28/donald-trumps-embarrassing-gaffes-potent-political-good-distraction

MicrowaveSpy · 31/05/2017 09:27

That would explain the hair and skin colour...