Dark concerns

[ImNegan]

For reasons I won't go into -DH I'm looking at you- our laundry was "darked on" overnight.
AIBU to consider one of the following remedial actions?:

a) throw the clothes away and buy replacements. It was a washing line full, all in very good condition so would be costly.

b) invest in a tanning sun bed (saw a used one for £2.5k on eBay) and use it to bring the laundry back to the "light". Could be a good back up in the event he does this shit again.

c) LTB.

I'll go with the highest vote, I'm really not precious about it. Thanks.

Holy shit, I actually hang mine out overnight in the summer so it doesn't go all starchy from the sun. Now I know I have been getting it wrong all these years and I'm walking around with spiders semen and fungal fox pus on my clothes.......... empties wardrobe as we speak

& I have just spent a while google image searching spider penis

shuts the internet

Leave it out all day, OP. Daylight will lift the curse. Unless it's been donned by vampires under cover of darkness in which case it will disintegrate at first light.

Leghoul
What does it look like?!

If you're a bit fond of DH, get the sunbed. If he's annoyed you lately the LTB.

Consider hiring a servant or a robot to bring in your washing as soon as it gets slightly less than broad daylight to prevent this travesty ever happening again.

NSFW

LTB.

(My neighbours washing regularly gets darked on and I've seen the state of them.)

LTB.

(My neighbours washing regularly gets darked on and I've seen the state of them.)

geographic version not too disturbing [[http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/02/160201-arachnids-harvestman-penis-amber-fossil-animals-science/]]

Lotsawobblybits I now have an image of an octopus in a pair of knickers. Wondered what on earth you meant to begin with!

OP, that's a heinous crime. I'd be ringing my solicitor straightaway.

I am so shaken I cannot link try again

I'd cut my losses, burn it and bury it in a mahousive hole. Maybe put cement on top just to make sure the dark doesn't seep out. You just can't be too careful.

LTB
And burn them all. What a selfish arse leaving your clothes open to spider willies and such

cryptomaster leviathans have 2 spikes on their willies

If my washing hasn't quite dried the day before and I know it's going to be nice the next day, I purposely leave it out to be darked on because I can't be bothered to bring it in and hang it out again.

Cut a potato in half, rub both halves all over the washing. Then bury the potato, the washing and your oh in your back garden. After one week, dig up the washing, it will be good as new

After a horrified look at leghoul's link, my knickers will be the first to get burned. It's that or I get impregnated with a million spider babies because some moonlighting arachnid dragged his freaky bits across my underwear.

RosaDeZoett Now that I think I can do.

Condenser tumble dryer op.

That is all

Excuse me, but did you actually hang your underwear outside where people might see it?

The shame of it!

You brazen hussy.

The only solution.

If the spiders drag their willies on your underwear, is it possible to get pregnant with spider babies?

Darked on laundry is dangerous stuff indeed

An octopus in your pants could be fun

Do you have a Catholic Church nearby? Go and fetch some holy water.
Next time don't forget to put some garlic near the line. That will ensure that vampires won't sit on your drying laundry and soil it with potential germy blood.

LTB!

Bag up the darked on garments and make him take them with him when he goes. You just don't need that kind of negativity in your life...