To think this homemade door sign is a thing of beauty? (Pic included)

[EnjoyYourShitCake]

I had to take a photo. I particularly love the multiple exclamation marks, as if 'get lost' wasn't enough.

And the apostrophe in shoes.

Classy.

What welcoming people. I wouldn't imagine they have to worry too much about unexpected guests; most people probably avoid them like the plague.

Is that an apostrophe in shoes?!!! Hard to tell but I think it might be....

whoops didn't see ops 2nd message. As you were.

It is opera. I was slightly open mouthed when I saw it.

I can't read it. What does it say please?

How welcoming

It says;

SHOE'S OFF
OR GET LOST!!!!

(but we don't know where Shoe is off to)

Shoe's off
Or get lost!

So, shoe is off or get lost... That's a bit weird, isn't it?

Maybe Shoe is the lady of the house and she's announcing her departure in the Third Person. And she's telling her husband Or not to bother coming back.

perhaps someone bought it for them from a Facebook seller? And misjudged the tone. I mean I think sometimes things are hard to say individually to your guests so I think a gentle reminder is just fine. I wonder what sort of flooring they have

Snort

There's an exclamation point after the 'Shoe's off!' followed 4 of them after the 'get lost!!!!'

I wonder who induced such rage, and what exactly they did to rouse such hated passion?!

I'm reporting the OP for putting a picture of my front door on here. That's a gross invasion of privacy. And the rest of you knobber's for taking the piss.

I think Or committed a Crime Against Grammar one day and it tipped Shoe over the edge

liz

I have a similar note on my door,

I'LL PRETEND TO BE WELCOMING
BUT I ACTUALLY CAN'T STAND HAVING YOU IN MY HOUSE

I assume they have one particularly egregious one-legged visitor with a very muddy shoe - unless his shoe is off then he can't come in. The rest of you are fine.

Who would want to visit such a person?

Thank you for clarifying.

😂😂😂😂

Is it really you Liz? Or are you taking the piss

STOP LAUGHING YOU NASTY COW'S!!!!

If it really is Liz that's hilarious 😂 if not she's really committed to the 'joke!'