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To think this homemade door sign is a thing of beauty? (Pic included)

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EnjoyYourShitCake · 21/05/2017 08:51

I had to take a photo. I particularly love the multiple exclamation marks, as if 'get lost' wasn't enough.

To think this homemade door sign is a thing of beauty? (Pic included)
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Original poster
EnjoyYourShitCake · 21/05/2017 08:51

And the apostrophe in shoes.

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wowfudge · 21/05/2017 08:54

Classy.

Floggingmolly · 21/05/2017 08:54

What welcoming people. I wouldn't imagine they have to worry too much about unexpected guests; most people probably avoid them like the plague.

operaha · 21/05/2017 08:57

Is that an apostrophe in shoes?!!! Hard to tell but I think it might be....

operaha · 21/05/2017 08:57

whoops didn't see ops 2nd message. As you were.

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EnjoyYourShitCake · 21/05/2017 08:58

It is opera. I was slightly open mouthed when I saw it.

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AstrantiaMajor · 21/05/2017 09:04

I can't read it. What does it say please?

WellErrr · 21/05/2017 09:07

How welcoming Grin

WellErrr · 21/05/2017 09:07

It says;

SHOE'S OFF
OR GET LOST!!!!

(but we don't know where Shoe is off to)

CricketRuntAndRashers · 21/05/2017 09:20

Shoe's off
Or get lost!

So, shoe is off or get lost... That's a bit weird, isn't it?

NotYoda · 21/05/2017 09:22

Maybe Shoe is the lady of the house and she's announcing her departure in the Third Person. And she's telling her husband Or not to bother coming back.

Crashbangwhatausername · 21/05/2017 09:23

perhaps someone bought it for them from a Facebook seller? And misjudged the tone. I mean I think sometimes things are hard to say individually to your guests so I think a gentle reminder is just fine. I wonder what sort of flooring they have

WellThisIsShit · 21/05/2017 09:27

Snort

There's an exclamation point after the 'Shoe's off!' followed 4 of them after the 'get lost!!!!'

I wonder who induced such rage, and what exactly they did to rouse such hated passion?!

liz70 · 21/05/2017 09:33

I'm reporting the OP for putting a picture of my front door on here. That's a gross invasion of privacy. Angry And the rest of you knobber's for taking the piss. Angry

NotYoda · 21/05/2017 09:34

I think Or committed a Crime Against Grammar one day and it tipped Shoe over the edge

NotYoda · 21/05/2017 09:36

liz Grin

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 21/05/2017 09:36

I have a similar note on my door,

I'LL PRETEND TO BE WELCOMING
BUT I ACTUALLY CAN'T STAND HAVING YOU IN MY HOUSE

CormorantDevouringTime · 21/05/2017 09:37

I assume they have one particularly egregious one-legged visitor with a very muddy shoe - unless his shoe is off then he can't come in. The rest of you are fine.

WateryTart · 21/05/2017 09:39

Who would want to visit such a person?

AstrantiaMajor · 21/05/2017 09:39

Thank you for clarifying.

TheMasterNotMargarita · 21/05/2017 09:42

😂😂😂😂

Passthesalt1 · 21/05/2017 09:43

Is it really you Liz? Or are you taking the piss

liz70 · 21/05/2017 09:44

STOP LAUGHING YOU NASTY COW'S!!!!

LindyHemming · 21/05/2017 09:46

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

MuncheysMummy · 21/05/2017 09:53

If it really is Liz that's hilarious 😂 if not she's really committed to the 'joke!'