To think this homemade door sign is a thing of beauty? (Pic included)

[EnjoyYourShitCake]

I had to take a photo. I particularly love the multiple exclamation marks, as if 'get lost' wasn't enough.

Put a note underneath it: "Who is Shoe, and where is she off to?"

I quite like the door itself though misses point

I can't read it so I thought the references to an apostrophe in shoes meant the apostrophe was wearing a shoe
It's been a long week.

Nice - ignorant and rude.

Wow - that's person is clearly a full on misanthropist (but at least they have pristine carpets)

I'm wondering which of shoe's possessions are off.

Could you go back with a red pen and correct it?

brilliant

Haha! Reminds me of the homemade sign on a garden gate I used to walk past. It said: BE WEAR OF THE DOG.

Like PeteandManu said, you need to correct it with a red pen. Or stick another bit of paper underneath asking "where has shoe gone?"

I'd rather Be THE WERE DOG

'Shoes off or fuck off' would be much better. I imagine that's what they wanted to put, but had to think of the children.

A house I go past on my way to work has a sign on the gate saying 'don't even think about parking here!!! '. I'm planning to buy a car soon, and when I do I may go and park there just to see what they do about it.

STOP LAUGHING YOU NASTY COWS!!!!

MOO 😂

I really want to write a reply asking where shoe is but I don't know if I dare....

That sign is what happens when you buy cream carpets...😂

Is a restaurant? Do people eat shoes? I could understand it if the sole was off.

elephant

Arf

Obviously a MNer, given how hysterical some of them get about it

Obviously a MNer, given how hysterical some of them get about it grin

Yup. I'm admittedly like that

Oh you just know that the person who lives there 'just tell it like it is. Don't I Shar, don't I, Sorry but that is just the way I am, innit Shar?'

and everyone hates her.

What happens if you arrive at the door, it is pouring with rain, you take of your shoes and walk over the cream carpet in your wet muddy socks?

Shoes through the glass
You rude arse

ceto