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His little shirt

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SadEyedPete · 14/05/2017 14:30

DH picked a shirt from my Next catalogue and I went to pick it up for him. He was at work. So I sent him a picture and said I'd picked up his little shirt (it was for a night out). His mate saw the message and laughed at him and later on sent him a photo of the shirt we was wearing for the night out and said "here is my little tattoo showing shirt".

DH says I've made him a laughing stock but the Dawn doctor often picks up clothes etc for her DH and he doesn't react like this.

OP posts:
TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross · 14/05/2017 15:00

The introduction of Dean's ratios doesn't really make it all clear, you know.

FaFoutis · 14/05/2017 15:00

ratios???????????????????????

x2boys · 14/05/2017 15:00

Have you had a few Wines whose Dean, Dean Gaffney?and whose Dawn?

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SadEyedPete · 14/05/2017 15:00

Dean's tattoos, not ratios.

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Goingtobeawesome · 14/05/2017 15:01

Have you been on the sherry?

It's obvious what you're trying to say nearly but you aren't saying it clearly.

FaFoutis · 14/05/2017 15:01

But does Dean's tattoo show a shirt?

Original poster
SadEyedPete · 14/05/2017 15:02

No the shirt shows the tattoo!

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TinyBarista · 14/05/2017 15:02

I propose a Wine might help me make sense of this madness. However, should I first consult with the Dawn Doctor?

SmallBee · 14/05/2017 15:02

What is a dawn doctor???

KRG13 · 14/05/2017 15:02

Too try hard, sorry.

TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross · 14/05/2017 15:02

If it's obvious,

WHO

IS

DAWN?

😱

PringlesInTheFlySpace · 14/05/2017 15:03

Right I get the shirt part, the first one was too large so you collected a smaller size and referred it as his little shirt. This has caused his mate Dean to rip the poss out of him.
Is that about right?
Still no idea who/what Dawn doctor is though! Confused

Original poster
SadEyedPete · 14/05/2017 15:03

To be honest the tattoo and dawn doctor is all irrelevant, I shouldn't have mentioned it. It's more about the text messages.

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MoonfaceAndSilky · 14/05/2017 15:03

Dawn... Doctors... Dean... ratio...I think I've got a migraine coming on.....

KoalaDownUnder · 14/05/2017 15:03

Is this the same poster who had the Pringles and rice in the fly seat on the bus?

(If not, you guys should get together; I reckon you'd hit it off.)

Fruitcocktail6 · 14/05/2017 15:04

Wait, who has got the tattoos? And what did Dean send a picture of, his own shirt? Confused

YetAnotherSpartacus · 14/05/2017 15:04

Is your real name Sharon?

Original poster
SadEyedPete · 14/05/2017 15:05

Dean has tattoos on his arms so he bought a short sleeve shirt to show them off.

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Original poster
SadEyedPete · 14/05/2017 15:05

And then sent DH a photo

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MyFavouriteName · 14/05/2017 15:05

Please tell us what dawn doctor was an autocorrect for! I'm trying to work it out but it's driving me crazy!

YouWhatMate · 14/05/2017 15:05

WHAT OR WHO IS THE DAWN DOCTOR

Salmotrutta · 14/05/2017 15:06

Are you the lady who had bags in the fly space.

A.k.a Sharon?

Sparklingbrook · 14/05/2017 15:06

Nope. I thought I understood but I don't.

PringlesInTheFlySpace · 14/05/2017 15:06

Cross post!
Dawn doctor is totally relevant OP because I need to know what it is

Salmotrutta · 14/05/2017 15:06

Massive x-post!