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...like the sound of that

...am doing something similar here...will make mushroom omelette, do some sweet potato wedges and salad. Yum!

...am in a coffee place whilst DD has drama listening to the staff chatting amongst themselves about their current tinder experiences...guy saying he met up with a girl 4 days ago and he has seen her 3 times in those 4 days and he was talking really respectfully about her and saying whilst early days, he's really excited about her....awwww....why the hell can't I meet someone like that???!!!

Ooh...

..can't live my life without mushrooms. Love them any which way. Also love omelettes. Yum!

..don't know why....but....
..'ve never had sweet potato?! Think it's the word 'sweet' that puts me off when it's in a savoury context IYSWIM??!!

Oh....the heady, early flush of romance, eh??

..'m envious as hell too!

Oooh....Dcaz you NEED sweet potatoes in your life. They are beauteous things. Baked one is fab. Wedges lush. And don't get me started on sweet potato fries. Food. Of. The. Gods!!!!!!

...know, I am literally

...think you should look at the word assoc. thread....I have just introduced MN to the 'Guide Whale'

...'ve just seen it, Dsass! The visions that conjures!

..'ll come back in a min & share one of cringes on MN! Haha!

Ok....'m back to fess up with my cringe moment.

..was thoroughly enjoying the spoof thread a while ago called something like 'Read the damn post!' T'was great fun.

..read a really serious, sad thread in AIBU..you know the type...DH found cheating, OP totally devastated etc, etc, posters all giving and all that.

..thought I'd moved on to funny jokey thread, didn't I?! But, oh no....

..went and posted something like...'Look, if OP wants to put an Oxo cube in her bolognese, that's her prerogative. FFS! Some people! And, btw, OP, that camel's toe looks really sore. Going out now to feed DGoat. Hmmph!'

..of course apologised profusely but, OMG..what a bloody gaff and a half!!

Baked sweet potatoes are truly a thing of beauty. I'm treating myself to pizza and bubbly to celebrate my job

Yay for the bubbly Gast!

Ooh...that is a bit cringe Dcaz....def the kind of thing I would do though....am entirely cack handed like that too

...have just come home to find exhausted racing pigeon on back step...have shut Sassycat in as it is showing no signs of moving! I'm gonna post pic in Chat....you never know, someone might be missing a pigeon...go check out my thread in a mo!

Not sure if this link will work properly as tried to take it directly from post...

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chatq2947356-Anyone-lost-this-On-my-backstep-if-its-yours?

Heeheeheeeee

This might work better...

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2947356-Anyone-lost-this-On-my-backstep-if-its-yours.

Aw...Poor Pidge! Could well have been the wind. Been wild here today with warnings of gales later aswell. You're getting good advice on your thread, Sassy. Got to love MN!

..hope you enjoy your pizza and bubbly, gast. Congratulations again!

Had to post this in light of your post Sassy. This is my brother's OH
http://www.crawleyobserver.co.uk/news/stranded-baby-bird-saved-by-commuter-1-7965641

Awww bless Wotsit and your brother's DP Gast

DD now wants to adopt the pigeon

Yep caz, gotta love MN...advice is v good...even pigeon-related advice! Poor thing is v wet & bedraggled. Might see if can catch it in a bit....

Have posted update on 'Gaz thread'....I have a new house - well garden - guest Just hope he lasts the night...don't really fancy having to deal with dead pidge in the morning!

Aw...Dsass - hope dear Pidge will be ok.

..t's lovely what you've done for him/her. Bless your heart! X

Also....

...forgot to say: the wonderful Elliot video has, when I checked earlier, 1446 views on YouTube. Fantastic!!

...have a tendency to attract things that need help (Sassycat was no exception...and lets just say my exes, well, am sure you can imagine) & I will always help if I can. Pidge is lovely. His (or her) little heart was beating like crazy when I had hold of him/her. DD is already beyond excited. Can't believe am getting attached to a bloody pigeon!

How was your quiche? Mushroom omelette was lovely

Awww that's fab

've got shocking indigestion

...t was lovely, thanks. Forgot how much I love a bit of French mustard with quiche. Yum!! Mushroom anything is fab - am addicted to the little buggers any which way !

..t's blowing a gale out there tonight! Flippin' Heck!!

..Hope DPidge survives the night.

Oh gast...no!!! Rennies? Gaviscon??

Mmmm...love mushrooms too ❤ oooh...french mustard you say ?

....know, bloody horrible out there. DGaz (oooh...now this could get confusing ) is in cat carrier which is in sheltered spot and he has newspaper etc in the bottom and have blocked carrier so no cats etc can get to him & also tried to make sure worst of weather can't get in. Fingers crossed he makes it!

Ooh, yeah, French mustard? Lush!

Thanks to the bloody wind.....

MrcazzieSomalicat....is flying around all over the place like a right Loony Tune!! That saying about 'got the wind up his tail' is true. Yet MrcazzieRagdoll is unaffected and unimpressed with his 'brother's antics!!

God...I've got a flying lemur in the lounge! Help!! He's deranged!!

-'m giggling at that image Dcaz...one literally chasing his tail, the other pulling this face LOL

Ok....

..'ve tamed flying lemur!! He left the lounge but I could hear him howling like a banshee from the kitchen and then ..

..spied the gorgeous little (large) bugger at the highest vantage point on top of the fridge-freezer! Way out of reach of my 5'1" And then he started rolling around and cavorting as if to say 'haha'!

..was terrified he was gonna fall off and hurt himself. But bribery prevailed! He's now had treats and cuddles (his brother also, of course) and peace prevails chez-caz. Bloody little sod!!

You needed a bit of my 5'10" to help with the kitchen stand off! LOL Glad all is calm now.

...am going to call it a night and try to sleep and not worry about the lodger in my garden

...hope everyone sleeps well...

-'ll report back on DGaz-gate in the morn