Well....
...'ve just had a little giggle to myself. My NDN's don't realise I'm out here and a minor domestic just flared up:
Mary: where are you?? Oh, there you are! Where's my chocolate? You've had my chocolate!!
Jack: I haven't had your bloody chocolate - I don't even like bloody chocolate!
Mary: well, it was on the shelf and now it's gone!
Jack: you aren't right in the bloody head, woman!
Mary: well, I can't be can I? Coz I bloody married you!!
Jack: and I wouldn't have you any other way..Come here!!
They've been married for 60+ years and are lovely, bless them. Made me
and
Oh and....
I love blackbirds, Dsass - beautiful song!