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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

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Coughandsplutter · 13/05/2017 07:20

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caz323 · 14/05/2017 19:18

Yay!! Well done, OP! Hope your thread as provided you with some laughs at least?
As you can see, it's been great fun. Grin

SassynSane · 14/05/2017 19:22

Awww I take it all back...YADNBU! We've loved your thread, thanks Cough Smile

So you're not LTP then? Grin

TaggySits · 14/05/2017 19:24

do

AShowerOfBastardsTed · 14/05/2017 19:31

'd say he'd love a good big hard kick up the arse

AShowerOfBastardsTed · 14/05/2017 19:31

Hi OP!

InapproOrNo · 14/05/2017 19:32

Got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

redshoeblueshoe · 14/05/2017 19:48

just don't know what to do with myself
don't know just what to do . . . . . . .

redshoeblueshoe · 14/05/2017 19:49

Your Sil is BU as you have made us all laugh

SassynSane · 14/05/2017 19:55

... luffs your SIL OP Grin

caz323 · 14/05/2017 20:41

..s it pretentious to want to give my goat a hyphenated name? DD wanted Zoflora, but I prefer something like 'Eltie-Bea'. Aibu?

SassynSane · 14/05/2017 21:00

-MHO YANBU Caz... though I would like to suggest another name for consideration - "aheuan-gloo" Grin

caz323 · 14/05/2017 21:20

brilliant as ever! Grin Grin

Now DH wants Wowjus-Wow. WTF? Think I'll just stick to Dee(goat). Anything for an easy life. Grin

SassynSane · 14/05/2017 21:31

...aim to please! Wink

Caz that's a HUGE red flag. Sorry but you're really going to have to LTB!

My imaginary DH otoh is baulking at the cost of flying our goat to our Tuscany home for the summer season. He says I can live without my beloved nanny for 6 weeks. AIBU or is he? Grin

EggysMom · 14/05/2017 21:32

was born in a cross-fire hurricane ...

caz323 · 14/05/2017 22:38

Aw Sass Flowers Does he have form for fuckwittery, love? Tell him to fuck off to the far side of fuck. Poor DGoat! Start thinking ducks now and lining them up in a row . You can do it!! . Grin

SassynSane · 14/05/2017 22:54

've been siphoning off funds for years so am in a very strong financial position thankfully, though might have to drop our 3wks skiing in Klosters next March Sad but will just have to be realistic...should be able to stretch to the Dolomites though which will be a hardship but we all have our crosses to bear!

😂

ErrolTheDragon · 14/05/2017 23:04

Squared = -1

caz323 · 14/05/2017 23:13

Dolomites, plural? You do love your classic cars. How many Triumphs have you got exactly? Envy

Grin
SassynSane · 14/05/2017 23:25

Caz have snorted...ROFL!! The Italian Mountains darling...for skiing...though my life is a whole series of Triumphs tbh! not Grin

BellMcEnd · 14/05/2017 23:30

'm just a sweet transvestite,
from transsexual, Transylvaniaaaaaaaa, ha ha!

caz323 · 14/05/2017 23:50

Oh fuck, sass - you've snorted again? Seriously thought you were off that shit?! Oh dear!"Oh dear, dear, dear! Gonna start my own AIBU about this. I want to help!!

Smellyoulateralligater · 15/05/2017 01:45

Just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand...

Rick rolled you all Grin

AvaCrowder2 · 15/05/2017 02:20

Should be so lucky, lucky lucky lucky.

Looks more like Frankie Howerd than Kylie, I.

SassynSane · 15/05/2017 07:44

...am truly grateful for your concern Caz!

... didn't just check AIBU in a mild state of panic Grin

-t's just another manic Monday, wish it were Sunday, cos that's my fun day! Wink

caz323 · 15/05/2017 10:46

Grin Sassy

-nfamy, infamy!