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'll protect you from the hooded claw
Keep the vampires from your door
When the chips are down I'll be around
With my undying, death-defying
Love for you

-llusion never changed
Into something real
I'm wide awake and I can see
The perfect sky is torn

-'ll be back!

... made it to the end
... bloody love MN

'll be waiting Caz

...second that older

I am the eggman (Ooh)
They are the eggmen, (Ooh)
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob

'm all outta love

...have never...

just woken up from a 90 minute nap!

have never .....

Been so jealous

MO

'ts the Final Countdown
The Final Countdown
Oh

...have never...

been quite so hungover in a while! hence the "nap"!

Like to drink wine out of my Harry Potter mug.
You lot beat me to the good ones and where's OP?

Donald Trump is copying Mumsnet now!

tinyurl.com/nymzzhs

...think we did it first...and we did it better!

I think OP is currently listening to 'Me, Myself and...'

-dris Elba is hot?

Def 1000% YANBU, OP!

I posted that on the You thread yesterday Bluewombler2k but no one noticed

'm in love with the shape of you!!

Ah bastards I'm sorry! I must have missed that. If it makes you feel better most of my posts get kind of glossed over! I am now suspicious that the OP did it because of Trump!!

-n that case then the OP is B totally U Blue!!!

Wanna know what love is, I want you to show me

Go on then....since you asked so nicely Gast!

've got a brand new combine harvester

BS

Blimey!! Just seen all these responses and has made me laugh!! Phone needed rebooting and a new app deleting. Working fine now but not going to bore you all with SIL problems!