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Why don't crumpets come in an 8 pack?

109 replies

GreenHairDontCare · 10/05/2017 12:12

Six is just daft. Four crumpets is a sensible serving. But then you're left with two stragglers.

Is it a ploy to make us buy two packs? I think it's well shifty.

Aibu?

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Supersmith · 10/05/2017 12:35

I've discovered Picklets in Tesco. They're thinner than a crumpet and instead of the hard base on the bottom, it's the same as the top. It's bad because I've eaten a whole pack in one sitting because they're so addictive. I'll post a picture when home.

And if I don't breathe them all in beforehand.

NomDePlumeReloaded · 10/05/2017 12:38

Warburton's normal sized crumpets come in a pack of 8.

4 is a big portion!

NomDePlumeReloaded · 10/05/2017 12:38

Pikelets, smith ?

TinklyLittleLaugh · 10/05/2017 12:39

Once you've had Wharburtons there's no going back. Only problem is they are about double the price of own brand. One is a serving in our house though; they're pretty stodgy.

NomDePlumeReloaded · 10/05/2017 12:40

See? Just got them out of my breadbin. Bought 2 days ago.

Why don't crumpets come in an 8 pack?
NomDePlumeReloaded · 10/05/2017 12:41

Eggy bread crumpets are gorgeous.

SaltySalt · 10/05/2017 12:43

Love crumpets really well done with loadsa butter and lemon curd or Marmite or primula or jam. Grin

Nabootique · 10/05/2017 12:44

8 is no good to me. I have 3 in a serving so packs of 6 or 9 (can't remember who does 9 but I have had them) work out well.

I applaud you having 4. I have 3 for breakfast at work and everyone feels the needs to comment on it Hmm

redpriestandmozart · 10/05/2017 12:45

On the subject, what's your favourite topping?

8DaysAWeek · 10/05/2017 12:46

I'll echo a previous poster and say Asda does 9. I usually buy warburtons but they were sold out so got Asda ones and you really can't tell the difference!

Though I do eat 2 at a time so the last serving is only 1 :( don't think I'd manage 3 in one go (never mjnd 4!?)

GreenHairDontCare · 10/05/2017 12:46

Oh, mine are Kingsmill. Oops. Either are the boss of crumpets though.

Why don't crumpets come in an 8 pack?
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GreenHairDontCare · 10/05/2017 12:47

Butter (obvs). Then either marmite, melted cheddar or Brie/Camembert depending on my mood.

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GreenHairDontCare · 10/05/2017 12:47

DH has jam. Fucking weirdo.

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DyspraxicFantastic · 10/05/2017 12:48

Why is six daft but eight OK??

Oysterbabe · 10/05/2017 12:48

4! I didn't know we were allowed 4, I've been eating 2 like a chump. I'm getting some more on right now.

Socksey · 10/05/2017 12:49

4 for a lunch serving is not ridiculous... it's about 400 calories plus what ever you put on them...
I like a little lemon curd or nutella so 4 would total round 500 calories for me which as part of my 2000 (government recommended) calories in a day is fine....
BTW... I actually eat a lot more calories than that ... but tend to have only 2 crumpets as a snack... but that's me... Smile

HarrietKettleWasHere · 10/05/2017 12:49

Yeah, they get pushed down in the toaster once then again for a half.

Butter and marmite 😋

redpriestandmozart · 10/05/2017 12:52

Toast tongs essential, Marmite or strawberry jam :)

BarbaraofSeville · 10/05/2017 12:53

We get Warburtons 9 packs and it never works out at the right number, but they just go in the freezer.

I have 2 with poached eggs on or 3 on their own.

BarbaraofSeville · 10/05/2017 12:54

Harriet I whack the toaster up to 11 and do it that way and then forget to turn it back down so the next lot of toast gets burnt.

HopefulHamster · 10/05/2017 12:57

Crumpets must be toasted until they are super crunchy but not quite burnt. The end! Toasted for a bit, then grilled with cheese on top, with salt/pepper/ketchup they are an amazing lunch!

Oldraver · 10/05/2017 12:59

I've never thought of using them with dippy egg. DS does sometimes have Speedy Sausages to dip.

Where I come from we used to call Crumpets.... Pikelets. There used to be a stall in the market just selling these.

I think a portion is two...though OH usually does one and I feel cheated, though wont complain as someone else is doing it for me...the Giant ones wont fit in our toaster

NoCapes · 10/05/2017 13:01

I don't like Warbutons crumpets, too chewy

Supersmith · 10/05/2017 13:02

Pikelets are amazing, somebody got into the pack before me.. Sad

Why don't crumpets come in an 8 pack?
AngelicaSchuylerChurch · 10/05/2017 13:06

Perhaps for the same reason that burgers come in packs of 4 but buns in packs of 6.