Ohfuckohfuckohfuuuuuuck

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One of those massive, massive bastarding black house spiders has moved in to the top corner of my living room.

What the fuck do I do? I can't hoover it because it might...I can't even say it....but fall...you know? I can't just leave it because it gives me THE HORRORS.

😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

Spider warning - no, no photo.

If even animatronic spiders give you the shivers, don't watch the first 10 minutes of episode 2 of American Gods!

I name them to get rid of the fear - we recently had Blanche over to stay in the Living Room ...as long as she stays away from me I dont really mind.

I wonder if the Arachnophobia Helpline have a web site.

Let's see a pic

I name them and have a one sided chat with them. I'll come take it away for you and make a new friend

Put conkers in the room

mint tea bags. Apparently. I don't mean now, because now is too late, but for future reference. Mint tea bags in corners. Change them now and then.